Heh I think I can get a better laugh...
So since it's nearly christmas I'll start with this
This little boy decides that for Christmas he's going to get his father a pair of socks. On christmas day his father opens his present and tells his son-
This is the most insensitive thing you could have bought me
The son says-
Dad it's the thought that counts.
The Dad's face turns sooo red you'd think he was going to kick the son...and maybe he would have...if only he had legs