Zeus checking in on Lady Guinevere at Camelot

Oh Divine Zeus,

Supreme Ruler of the Gods,

Sir CPhill shall be beyond excitement!!!

Thy peoples of the realm shall be greatly pleased by such a mighty gift. 

To remove the curse of lightning.  How benevolent art thou!!

Thou glowing composition doth seem a little small.  Perhaps thou have more to giveth?

This feast should help.  Tis high in fibre I have been told.  Just what thou needs I doth think!

Sir CPhill's offering shall so grow.  Tis such an magnificent gift you bestow upon him!  

I am but your humble servant, Great Zeus

Lady Guinevere.

Oh Divine Zeus,

Supreme Ruler of the Gods,

Thou hath humbled thine self to check upon my unworthy self!  Tis a great honour you bestow!

Thou hath visited but briefly but perhaps Artemis was about for the wind hath been a little wild.  Me thinks she found little to hunt and it was the day, the moon was but a memory, thus her proximity was relatively afar. Still, I fancy she was somewhere round about.

Does this mean that Sir CPhill must search about thine wholly excrement?  What a great honour you hath bestowed upon him.  Sisyphus’s  boulder should no longer be impenetrable.  Perhaps his quest for the roman zero will find its finale! How great shall be his joy!

I am but your humble servant, Great Zeus

Lady Guinevere.

I giveth thee this glowing composition to be guideth to CPhill by thy most excelling rider.

Jupiter be curseth for not granting me the passage to him myself.

If thou triumphstedth I reward thee by not giving thy lands the curse of lightning.

Ah that is much better.  Thank you M'Lady

Zeus

The stuff in the first picture looks healthier.......but put me down for some of those cranberry meringue pies.......and I'm hungry, too.....

I do not think Sir CPhill that you are reading this properly.

These treats are not suitable for your ingestion!

Lady Guinevere.