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Why is the math book always sad?

DragonSlayer554 Aug 29, 2014

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OK......

CPhill Aug 29, 2014

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It worries about becoming unhinged!

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Melody · Answer 1 · 2014-08-30T11:40:57

It worries about becoming unhinged!

AzizHusain · Answer 2 · 2014-08-29T03:02:02

It has roots entangling it?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 3 · 2014-08-29T03:02:44

Funny answer, but nope!

AzizHusain · Answer 4 · 2014-08-29T03:03:21

It is used but not actually "read" like other textbooks?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 5 · 2014-08-29T03:04:16

Funny, but nope! I am cracking up!

CPhill · Answer 6 · 2014-08-29T03:04:39

Because it has a lot of "problems"

Melody · Answer 7 · 2014-08-29T03:05:52

I think that you nailed it Chris

CPhill · Answer 8 · 2014-08-29T03:07:29

Yeah....those internet searches really pay off, sometimes.....(LOL!!!)

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 9 · 2014-08-29T03:08:56

Good Chris!

Want an other juicy one???

AzizHusain · Answer 10 · 2014-08-29T03:11:26

So many problems in math books, wonder how many total problems a math book has...

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 11 · 2014-08-29T03:11:27

I finished it. Was homework

but completed

riddle:

What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?

AzizHusain · Answer 12 · 2014-08-29T03:13:07

Pikachu? Yellow and looks like a cat.

CPhill · Answer 13 · 2014-08-29T03:13:16

A "sour" puss !!!

AzizHusain · Answer 14 · 2014-08-29T03:15:15

Haha, I am suddenly reminded of candy...

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 15 · 2014-08-29T03:15:27

Correct! CPhill is the second richest in the world!

Go to the Eifell Tower, and the building is full of money!!

AzizHusain · Answer 16 · 2014-08-29T03:20:22

CPhill, your ticket to Paris will be arriving in the mail in about 5 business days. As an added bonus, DS will be meeting you when you arrive to award you with the key to the Eiffel Tower's money chamber. DS, get ready to fly to Paris as well! Your ticket will be arriving in the mail in about 3 business days.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 17 · 2014-08-29T03:20:51

Who wants to be in the Rich, Smart, and Drawing Club?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 18 · 2014-08-29T03:21:12

I am in Paris. lol

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 19 · 2014-08-29T03:22:32

Melody is third in richest, and AzizHusain is fourth. I am first, unless CPhill beats me! Lol

AzizHusain · Answer 20 · 2014-08-29T03:22:51

Sounds interesting. You're in Paris? Or are you in Paris, Kern County, California?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 21 · 2014-08-29T03:23:40

Yes I am. So beautiful...

AzizHusain · Answer 22 · 2014-08-29T03:24:12

Which Paris????

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 23 · 2014-08-29T03:24:38

The California one!

AzizHusain · Answer 24 · 2014-08-29T03:25:11

Also, please revert the points you gave me for the off-topic posts. Thanks.

AzizHusain · Answer 25 · 2014-08-29T03:26:16

Oh, that's nice! I have never been there before...I could see you one day in person maybe...

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 26 · 2014-08-29T03:29:14

The drawing one too?

AzizHusain · Answer 27 · 2014-08-29T03:30:09

Yes, that, too.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 28 · 2014-08-29T03:31:09

Did one. The other is a nice compliment. That one is not given off points.

AzizHusain · Answer 29 · 2014-08-29T03:31:55

Alright, thanks again.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 30 · 2014-08-29T03:32:57

I ran out of riddles. Any one has one???

AzizHusain · Answer 31 · 2014-08-29T03:36:05

What has hands but cannot clap?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 32 · 2014-08-29T03:41:45

A monkey? Is that the answer?

GoldenLeaf · Answer 33 · 2014-08-29T03:42:20

A tyrannosaurus rex.

'Tis a sad tale...

Oh, and DragonSlayer, I live relatively close to there...

AzizHusain · Answer 34 · 2014-08-29T03:42:32

Oh, good response but not the answer.

No animals/creatures.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 35 · 2014-08-29T03:43:28

Man! It is too hard! Let me guess...Melody wins 1 million dollars for free!

AzizHusain · Answer 36 · 2014-08-29T03:43:33

GoldenLeaf, you're in California, too? Cool!

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 37 · 2014-08-29T03:44:24

A zombie! That is what came in mind. Dead Island. I was thinking about that...

AzizHusain · Answer 38 · 2014-08-29T03:44:37

Ok. The answer starts with C _ _ _ _.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 39 · 2014-08-29T03:47:56

It is just confusing.

AzizHusain · Answer 40 · 2014-08-29T03:52:08

The answer is clock.

CLOCK = KCOLC

KCOLC = KC OLC

KC OLC = KAYSEE OHELSEE

KAYSEE OHELSEE = EESYAK EESLEHO

EESYAK EESLEHO = ESYAK ESLEHO

ESYAK ESLEHO = YAKSE OHELSE

YAKSE OHELSE = YAKS OR ELSE

YAKS OR ELSE = ANIMALS OR ELSE

ANIMALS OR ELSE = ANIMALS OR SOMETHING ELSE

ANIMALS OR SOMETHING ELSE = CREATURES

CREATURES = SERUTAERC

SERUTAERC = SERU TAERC

SERU TAERC = SAYRU TERK

SAYRU TERK = SAY RUTERK

SAY RUTERK = YAS KRETUR

YAS KRETUR = YES CREATOR

YES CREATOR = THE CREATOR DID CREATE THIS

THE CREATOR DID CREATE THIS = TIME

TIME = CLOCK.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 41 · 2014-08-29T03:53:18

Oh! I didn't think of them! Dang!

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 42 · 2014-08-29T03:55:14

Who has another one???

AzizHusain · Answer 43 · 2014-08-29T03:55:36

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 44 · 2014-08-29T03:57:44

Neither one.

AzizHusain · Answer 45 · 2014-08-29T03:58:24

Gooood, DS! You win 5 virtual extra credit points.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 46 · 2014-08-29T03:59:10

Thank you! I just guessed. Why is neither one?

AzizHusain · Answer 47 · 2014-08-29T03:59:35

They both weigh one pound.

AzizHusain · Answer 48 · 2014-08-29T03:59:50

Next riddle: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 49 · 2014-08-29T04:01:59

Air? Water? Fire??

CPhill · Answer 50 · 2014-08-29T04:03:17

New riddle....and a tough one!!!

As you go from one room to another in your house, you pass by something that is always in trouble.....what is it???

$1,000, 000, 000 prize and a trip to the REAL Paris for the correct answerer.....!!!

AzizHusain · Answer 51 · 2014-08-29T04:05:41

No, something to do with envelopes, DS.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 52 · 2014-08-29T04:06:19

Email! That is tough, CPhill!

AzizHusain · Answer 53 · 2014-08-29T04:10:09

Not e-mail.

I am stumped on Chris' riddle, too!

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 54 · 2014-08-29T04:10:49

It's posts or mail.

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 55 · 2014-08-29T04:11:24

Is it a trouble maker?

AzizHusain · Answer 56 · 2014-08-29T04:17:19

I am thinking of things that I pass by...lighting, terrain, people, objects/items, walls, doors...

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 57 · 2014-08-29T04:17:52

Me too. I am not sure

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 58 · 2014-08-29T04:33:22

CPhill, can you please tell us a hint?

CPhill · Answer 59 · 2014-08-29T04:48:54

OK........some have keys, some don't.........it may come unhinged, but it probably won't.........

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 60 · 2014-08-29T05:00:49

I thnk that it's lockers!

CPhill · Answer 61 · 2014-08-29T05:02:14

Nope......sorry, DS.....keep thinking.....

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 62 · 2014-08-29T05:05:44

Man! Can you give another hint please?

CPhill · Answer 63 · 2014-08-29T05:21:19

It has two vowels in the middle and two consonants at each end......that's all the hints that you get, my friend......!!!!!

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 64 · 2014-08-29T05:23:24

Did you see my latest drawings?

AzizHusain · Answer 65 · 2014-08-29T07:01:09

I can only think of door...

rosala · Answer 66 · 2014-08-29T03:51:33

But Aziz how can a door be in trouble!

confusing.......................

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 67 · 2014-09-02T01:08:46

The answer is a book! I got the answer!

DragonSlayer554 · Answer 68 · 2014-09-02T01:21:12

CPhill, is it correct?

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