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I used to be a banker...

 

 

 

 

...but I lost interest.

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YaBoiSpongebob  Mar 24, 2017
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Some jokes here too:

 

1) "Don't be mean, be mode or median."

 

2)

Why is the mathematician late?

 

 

He took the wrong bus(rhombus)!!

3)

As sin x / cos x = tan x:

\(\dfrac{\sin \text{gerine}}{\cos \text{gerine}} =\color{BurntOrange} \tan \text{gerine}\)

MaxWong  Mar 25, 2017
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Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "we got it!"
 

 

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin...writing the answer...flipping the coin...writing the answer. At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying:
"Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?"

The student replies bitterly, as he is still flipping the coin: "Shhh! I am checking my answers!"

Ehrlich  Mar 25, 2017

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