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DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW WHO THE PERSON MEPHISTO PHELES IS???

This, is important. This is important this is important this is important....

HELP.....

OK, trying to stay calm. This is an important message to all 2.0 users, and I'm serious. 

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Jeff, jeff, Jeff?? Were are you jeff? Please tell me your name is Jeff, it might help me a little!!!

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017

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No offense, but you dont know them. And all of that is impossible. I feel sorry for you, thinking those things. frown

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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Isn't he the guy who joined up yesterday?

hectictar  Mar 4, 2017
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yes that person is named that, but do you know who he s in real life, the real Mephisto Pheles??

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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Yes, I know him well.  I sold my soul to the devil several years ago and Mephistopheles was the executive who handled the details.  I sold my soul to Satan to learn math. A few years later, I found myself here, on this forum. I thought it was part of my continuing education but it was really a prelude to helI  and damnation, where I have to teach dumbasses math for all eternity. 

 

Melody, Cphill, and Alan, all sold their souls to the devil and they are here for the same reason. They are at the top of the list, and their next destination is heII. Don’t worry, though, it’s not any worse than here, –it might be better. 

Guest Mar 4, 2017
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No offense, but you dont know them. And all of that is impossible. I feel sorry for you, thinking those things. frown

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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 this is him

coolioandepic  Mar 4, 2017
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ugly.

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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OH! It’s true! Just ask Melody and CPhill, they’ll tell you.  Alan might not –he doesn’t say much. CPhill wanted to find the roman zero, which is a perk Mephistopheles added to induce him to sign

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"oh it's true!" First of all, I dont listen to things that are wrong, just to get that through to you. And secondly, thats NOT true. You dont even have an account, so you havent talked to them, and you cant talk to them. I talk to them every day! Do you think I'm dumb or something? No I'm not. Thank you very much.

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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Oh I have an account, I just can't log on at the moment, because the river Phlegethon overflowed, so it’s very hot where I am and the computer is acting up.  I don’t think you are dumb, I think you just didn’t know.  One of CPhill’s addresses is 666 Park Avenue, this was another perk. He doesn’t live there much because he prefers the southern climates.  Some of this information is posted on here.

 

It’s OK. You don’t need to worry, CPhill and Melody will be here for a while longer teaching the dumb dumbs math. A few will actually learn it. 

Guest Mar 4, 2017
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I'm not worrying. I dont usually. Whatever. 

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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proove it.wuts ur accout, hmm?

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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OK I’ll prove it.  I’ll write up a standard contract where in exchange for your soul, you’ll learn math.  You will see how fast you’ll learn it. This will give CPhill more time before the devil comes to collect his soul. As the contrack writter, my commission will give me more time too. So what do you say? I’ll write it, logon, and present it to you. We all win.

Guest Mar 4, 2017
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whatever but I'm not filling anything out. that doent answere my q though.

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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proove it stranger. 

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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I cant do anything without a soul.

MysticalJaycat  Mar 4, 2017
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What the h**l! Nothing she’d sign would be contractually valid. Mysticaljaycat hasn’t reached legal age.

Guest Mar 4, 2017
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OH. That only applies to natural law. Souls are eternal. This means she’s millions maybe billions of years older than her natural age, so she could sign it. Or just agree to it –no need to stand on ceremony. 

 

MysticalJaycat, it will take some time to write the contract. Do you want to learn anything beyond differential calculus? The standard contract includes this, but I can add a rider if you want to progress to advanced number theory.     

Guest Mar 4, 2017
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How come you can write "h**l" in your post but I can’t?

Guest Mar 4, 2017
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It’s one of my perks for signing over my soul.    It would be hard to get mail if I couldn’t put "heII" in my address. It would HeII not getting mail. You have to read it quickly, though. It tends to burn up on arrival. 

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