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how many dogs can fit in heaven?

who started time?

when do people start to remember?

are we too evolved?

will we ever find something in space worth leaving our home for?

is there anything out there?

are we insignificant?

why is space so big?

is there a higher power?

what is at the core of the earth?

if someone got down there, do you think the could control the earths movement through space?

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how many dogs can fit in heaven?

 

In people-heaven, none. They voted a long time ago to kick all dogs out of people-heaven, because they were tired of stepping in dog dirt. After they were kicked out, the dogs went to dog-heaven.    In dog-heaven, bunches can fit.  This is where I want to go. Dogs don’t mind people coming there –they even let cats in. I have my own pooper-scooper.   

 

who started time?

I did. As soon as I start answering these questions, I started time. Wasting time, but I started it.  

 

when do people start to remember?

I used to know the answer to that but I can’t remember.

 

are we too evolved?

After reading and answering these questions, I am certain we are not.  

 

will we ever find something in space worth leaving our home for?

Yes. Just ask Neil Armstrong.

 

is there anything out there?

Yes. There are lots of rocks. Lots and lots of them.  There’s also some space junk.

 

are we insignificant?

For sure, I am not. You, however, are decidedly insignificant. 

 

why is space so big?

For the same reason that your brain is so small.

 

is there a higher power?

Yes, there is always a higher power. Take X to the power of Y, for any value of Y you choose, I can choose a higher one.  

 

what is at the core of the earth?

Evil people and a few really bad dogs. That is where heII is. Evil people are mostly composed of ion and nickel, though.   I’m not sure what the bad dogs are composed of --dehydrated vomit or cat-food, maybe.

 

if someone got down there, do you think the could control the earths movement through space?

A long time ago, they could control the Earth’s movement through space, but the panel was deactivated and control transferred to heaven. I’m not sure if it was people-heaven or dog-heaven. We should know in a few more years, though. If the Earth goes to the dogs then it was dog- heaven, if it’s just generally screwed up, then it was people-heaven. If Earth goes to heII then obviously they regained control.   

 

If you have any more questions, just ask. I usually make some time to waste.  

GingerAle  Jun 22, 2017

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