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Can someone give me an idea of a poem for a pet rock? Just write a poem dedicated to a rock please.

 

I have many poems. I dont know which one to use.

 

 

For my dear pet rock that is a fox, 

and not having toast just makes me blue,

we stack together, our love was the glue,

with sand in my laces I said to the shrew.

 

For my dear pet rock that is a fox, 

JJ's 'fro was DY-NO-MITE!

or else beat it and k**l the fox,

But, lo, the absurd do have, not bark, but bite.

 

For my dear pet rock that is a fox, 

Smells of fine wine and turpentine,

and then eat it and get the pox,

No one could understand him, save the horrible machine.

 

 

These poems were from a website. Ifthey are not good, can you please give me one? Thank you.

DragonSlayer554  Oct 2, 2014

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Thanks, CPhill:)

Yes, it was a 2-minute handiwork. Not too bad, but a bit crummy. Perhaps it should have been about cookies instead . . .

DS, if you still need help, message me any instructions and ideas you have so far on the poem project:)

kitty<3  Oct 2, 2014
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  MY PET ROCK

My pet rock was shy and aloof

Until he was much older

Now???

He's the life of the party

And you might say

He's gotten somewhat 'boulder"

 

 - CPhill -  

(dedicated to DS.......!!!!! )

 

 

CPhill  Oct 2, 2014
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Thank you CPhill. I was wondering if you could an Acrostic Poem, if you like

DragonSlayer554  Oct 2, 2014
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I guess I'm not very hip....what's an Acrostic Poem ??????

 

CPhill  Oct 2, 2014
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Great poem, CPhill! It is quite "punny."

 

An acrostic poem has a word written vertically. Each of its letters starts a new line in the poem.

A quick example: CATS

Cunning

Affectionate

Terror of mice.

Seems like this will suffice.

 

*Please note: Above poem is not the best example. It simply claims to be a quick example.* :P

kitty<3  Oct 2, 2014
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Thanks, kitty<3, for enlightening me !!! (I apparently don't get out enough !!!)

Is that poem one of your own creations??   If so, maybe you could help DS with his project better than I can !!!!!   LOL!!!!

[I take it you must be a cat-lover....just a guess!!! ]

 

CPhill  Oct 2, 2014
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Thanks, CPhill:)

Yes, it was a 2-minute handiwork. Not too bad, but a bit crummy. Perhaps it should have been about cookies instead . . .

DS, if you still need help, message me any instructions and ideas you have so far on the poem project:)

kitty<3  Oct 2, 2014
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hank you kitty<3 and CPHILL. I didn't see your answers till now.

DragonSlayer554  Oct 2, 2014
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DS do you still need a poem for a " pet rock"?

 

i was thinking to write one!

 

rosala  Oct 2, 2014
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yes! and it is due tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

DragonSlayer554  Oct 2, 2014
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i did a real good one. the teachers said it was the best of all so far. i would write the poem another day.

DragonSlayer554  Oct 7, 2014
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That's great Dragon.  

Melody  Oct 7, 2014

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