What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.

Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude Olph".

Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.

What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes

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