+81 I mean, aycs I've done some stuff already...but what do people normally do here?
+118608 I have deleted some of this thread.
Titanium and CoalDefeatsTitanium you are going too far!
If Titanium and Rosala have a problem with each other then stay away from each other.
I think Rosala is already attempting to do that, Titanium you must do it TOO.
CoalDefeatsTitanium this issue has absolutely nothing to do with you. Butt out and mind your own business or you will be the first to be removed from this forum.
Titanium, you are behaving worse than a standard school yard bully.
Behave yourself!
+11912 No hawkeye that isn't right! We give marks to the answrs thatare correct or related to math! We can not give points to our answers and the ones that are for fun only!
+2972 rosala, it's not just that! you can also carefully, start a reign , battle other math masters , and if carefully, become the best math king in the forums!
you can also use it like facebook. just don't get carried away. there is a limit. don't get carried away or else you might get blasted by Melody or Christopher
+11912 Just don't listen to him! He's crazy! You can have fun see but not on serious math posts! And Chris and melody are the moderators of This site who make sure discipline is maintained!
+2972 melody and christopher aka CPhill-the two top math masters and the moderators of the website. they have almost full control of the website. they get really mad if you break the law, literally, really mad
+81 I'm sorry to say (sorry for rosala) but I agree w/ TitaniumRome about, ya know, that stuff. But I actually did give you five marks (lol)
+2972 rosala's the kind of person who takes things too seriously 24/7 unless if it's about the fault in our stars or book theif novels. like she said i'm the crazy one who owns a forums industry to make nuke weapons to protect the forums. i've even made to the wrap thread news once!
+11912 Shut up TR why r u spreading foolish rumours about me! You don't get it kid!
I AM IGNORING YOU!
Hearthat! I don't wan spoil my mood. And not give you another tight slap! I don't like you at all and try to not get in my line! I am talking to hawkeye and not you!
STOP INTERRUPTING BETWEEN MY TALKs!
+2972 no, they can't kick or ban you. but they can delete your posts, and i had a talk with melody once about goofing around when someone asked a real math question, and the talk wasn't pretty (the two are legal adults btw)
+2972 no, not that coal
it's only Jay Cole
i can defeat any other coal
JAy cole i cant, but i can crush anything else
sorry, buddy, but you gottta change your name again to Jay Cole
+3 Poor little TR is so scared! He knows that I can destroy him! He knows that he'll meet his doom!
+3 Ok never mind about the taunts...now we've teamed up to defeat rosala!
+2972 surrender now rosala! or else i shall chop your head off with the Fire Demon (an upcoming weapon to the 5th line up), and I shall increase my and Coal's reign and Reich!
+2972 XD
you have 2 choices
#1:surrender e your soul to God
or
#2:risk dying, and forever regret
i'll leave it up to you, Coal
+132 WOW!
When the Chimps are away the human primates will play! I haven’t seen this much poo thrown since the spring fever festival of 08 and that was nothing compared to the frat parties.
There is a missing link here. We need another moderator. I nominate myself, Lancelot Link, for moderator.
Here are my credentials:
President and CEO of A.P.E. (Agency to Prevent Evil)
Next to being experts on bananas, my team and I are experts on poo. Both at throwing it and cleaning it up.
I am also interested in prime roots, square roots and trees in general, a type of mathematical horticulture. Though I have lead a horticulture, I couldn’t make her think.
Chimp Ayumu is skilled in high-level maths, she can check the math work, because compared to her my math skills suck. I know how to count bananas, so I’ll charge a fair price for bribes.
Other good points: I come from a good family, a long line of highly-intelligent chimps. I know, I know, breeding isn't everything, but it is a lot of fun.
I like bananas and peanuts, dogs, cats, and most human primates. Vote LancelotLink for moderator. If I win, there will be a banana daiquiri victory party for all. My banana daiquiris are great: no peel, no spit, and for the younger crowed, no alcohol.
One more thing, I can swing from limb to limb, and, while I have never done it to anyone, I can tear you limb from limb. CoalDefeatsTitanium you are more disgusting than any of the s**t thrown on the form. One day I will find you and teach you some monkey manners.
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Vote Lancelot Link, for moderator.
Lancelot_Link A.P.E.
+118608 ROF LOL
LANCELOTLINK FOR MODERATOR - WE SHALL HAVE TO CLOSELY CONSIDER THEN VOTE ON THIS ONE!
WHAT SAY YOU CPHILL!
Mmm - those banana daiquiris really do sound appealing 
+128406 LL ....
Melody and I cannot be "bought off" with cheap bribes.....
However.....we can be bought off with good alcohol........
+906 wow, just wow
if you are not christian or catholic, then yes i will vote
+118608 I have deleted some of this thread.
Titanium and CoalDefeatsTitanium you are going too far!
If Titanium and Rosala have a problem with each other then stay away from each other.
I think Rosala is already attempting to do that, Titanium you must do it TOO.
CoalDefeatsTitanium this issue has absolutely nothing to do with you. Butt out and mind your own business or you will be the first to be removed from this forum.
Titanium, you are behaving worse than a standard school yard bully.
Behave yourself!
+132 Like most of my ancestors, I used to believe in the Banana Goddess, but I’m a Pastafarian now (I like Spaghetti, too) , so I should be OK.
Wiki gives a quick overview.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Here’s the official site
My nephew,
Omar,
went to a large American city once, and was amazed by the tremendous numbers of people always going to Catholic services. I asked him why he thought so. He said there are hundreds of busses there all with “Mass Transit” painted on the side.
I love little kids. They make life very entertaining. :)
Lancelot_Link A.P.E.
+118608 LancelotLink, Your nephew is very cute :)
Will he be taking his pastafarian classes seriously.
I know he is a chimp, and therefore monkey business comes very naturally to him, BUT religion is a very serious mattter!
This is of special importance now that you are running for a governing position is the Great Realm of Camelot :)
You know, perception is EVERYTHING!
+132 Yes, Omar is very studious. He’s looking forward to the first rite of passage into adulthood --usually about age 12. There are no set rules for this. It’s usually a big (monster) Spaghetti pie with a large, frosty mug of beer from the beer volcano. (It’s near-beer for minors).
The word is spreading far and wide. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/victorian-schools-to-get-a-pasta-class-in-religion/story-fni0fit3-1227271927832
The Pastafarian “religion” may be the best one to come along since the dawn of civilization.
You know, the Great Realm of Camelot can use a Lancelot. Sounds like a good slogan:
“Vote Lancelot for Camelot”
Lancelot_Link A.P.E.
+118608 Yes LancelotLink, I saw that newspaper artical but I did not realize that you had relatives in Australia.
We are most definitely a multicultural society but I do not think the we have a large chimp population
A am pleased that your nephew is so academically inclined. Maybe he can get qualified here but then go build bridges for you in the States. 
Now MathsGod1. LancelotLink has been a member here for a long time. He has been away on a sebbatical in Africa for some time. He stayed with distant relatives while he was studying.
Unfortunately he does tend to monkey around. I hope that he behaves himself this time! 
I have not actually seen him produce much by way of mathematics.
+4709 Ok thanks for the info Melody.
Nice to meet you LancelotLink :D . I hope you enjoyed your stay in Africa with your new friends, because while you was gone I'd taken your place !
+118608 You produce a lot more mathematics than LancelotLink does MG.
He spends all his time monkeying around.
Although now I guess he will be campaigning as well ://
+81 Why are you people arguing about this **** on my question about being new here?
+118608 I am sorry LancelotLink.
Politics can be a cruel vocation 
Don't fret, I hear that Nauseated voted for you so it was not a complete loss. Someone was listening.
Can I have my Banana Daiquiri now please. I want one of yours without the extra DeoxyriboNucleic Acid (DNA) please.
I guess you will have to remain LancelotLink A.P.E. Agent for the Prevention of Evil 
Maybe you can campaign again next time - Lancelot for Camelot was a catchy slogan. 
+1036 Here’s an reply to your question, Hawkeye
. . . but what do people normally do here?
Well, let’s see:
First, you ask a brain-dead question.
Rosala gives a good response.
The other tykes turn it into a poo-throwing war post, with Rosala as the main target. Then one or more members commit “war” crimes. One in particular, CoalDefeatsTitanium, burns Rosla at the stake.
LancelotLink turns it into a platform to run for moderator.
The campaign begins with LL offering bribes for votes, and declaring he will charge a fair price for political favors after he’s elected. He also offers spit-free banana daiquiris at his victory party. For good measure LL calls out CDT for his war crimes – good for LL the post was revolting.
Melody, after recovering from uncontrollable laughter, thoughtfully considers LL’s candidacy. Melody uses her sharp teeth to bite TR and CDT, and her mod powers to make the war-crimes posts disappear.
Melody and CPhill then weigh in on whether to accept a bribe and endorse him. Melody is non-committal, CPhill holds out for a higher quality daiquiri.
A potential voter subtly persuades LL to state his religious beliefs. Quite intelligent, actually. Religious beliefs are a major insight into a person’s character.
Lancelot posts a response to assuage the voter’s concerns and brings in his “cute” nephew to continue his endearing persona, starting with “dogs, cats, and most human primates.” Note he didn’t particularly mention kids before. One smart political chimp save the trump card for later.
The cute chimp, along with a banana cake in another post, has a positive effect on Melody, but isn’t enough to buy her endorsement.
The chimp is unphased. He continues with the cute kid banter and comes up with a slogan. Brilliant!
A potential voter is puzzled about Lancelot.
Melody explains the chimps origins and points out the chimps likes to monkey around and his lack of maths posts.
The potential voter formally greets Lancelot.
At this point Lancelot is campaigning elsewhere and hasn’t responded. He will, I’m sure, after he’s finished picking off his fleas and nits.
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So now you have an answer to your first brain-dead question:
what I mean, aycs I've done some stuff already...but what do people normally do here?
Which makes this question:
Why are you people arguing about this **** on my question about being new here
more brain dead than your first question.
Here’s a question for you: What does aycs mean?
+906 lol
very well done, Nauseated!
and i thank youy for calling myself smart.
it's highly important for me to know the religion or political party of one
+906 exactly
Titanium Rome is considering to probably do some recruitments for Internet Warfare against his rivals (won't mention names, besides you probably already know them). He might start his own Reich fyi, might consider staying out of the warfare
Titanium Wars usually result in damage, destruction, and chaos
+81 Yeah, I agree Heather, but not to be a smart-butt, but you kinda sorta might start one with talk like that. Not that that isn't cool or anything...
+906 yea, i kind of carried that away on that one
one thing to do when this happens:
RUN!!!!
+128406 That's nothing, Hawkeye.....I can type the Roman "0"...............
See???
+2440 Top of the morning to you, Sir CPhill:
LancelotLink and Naus were both persuaded by Morgan Tud’s prophecy that you would indeed, one day, intercept Sisyphus’s bolder and extract the Roman Zero and display the precious Roman knowledge of nothing.
It now seems that this has come to pass.
Though I too never doubted, I stand in awe of your great feat and also of Morgan Tud’s prophecy, for it was never with levity that Morgan Tud conveyed to me the Roman Zero is, in fact, “A blank space.”
Very truly, I do wish the Troll Master be here to seeth this by his person.
By your leave, Sir CPhill
Ginger
P.S. Now that you have the Roman Zero, you can complete your task of writing all the digits of Pi in Roman numerals.
+118608 I do not want to doubt your word Mistress Ginger but when did Sir CPhill find the Roman Zero??
He had Rosala, Heather, LL and the great general Titanium Rome all searching on his behalf but I do not recall the capure of the non-directional integer :///
Still perhaps it is best he divert his attention into writing the digits of pi in roman numerals .... wait, this does sound somewhat impossible !! It be an challenge of circular direction!! 
