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A Jesuit and a Franciscan were walking down the street, a man ran up to them and said "fathers,will you pray a novena for me to acquire a Ferrari" the priests tell him  "of course we will" When the man leaves the the Franciscan looks over at the Jesuit be asks "Father, what's a Ferrari?" The Jesuit looks over and says "I don't know, but what's a novena". 

LOL!

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BTW, when you say "How About That" it makes you sound really old. ;-)

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An Irishman walked into a bar and he passed out.

XD

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How far into the woods can a dog run?

 

Halfway XD

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Poor people have it, Rich people need it, If you eat it you die.

rofl!

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Yo mama is so fat when someone says "Haul A*s" she has to make two trips!

lol

 

      The content in these jokes are not meant to offend anybody.

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Why did the blonde stare and stare at the juice box?

 

 Cause it said "Concentrate" LOL!

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A blonde asked

"What does IDK stand for?"

 The person responded,

 "I don't know."

 The blonde replied OMG nobody does!

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Two blondes fell down a hole.

 One of them said, "It's dark in here."

 The other replied "I don't know. I can't see" 

LOL

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

 

  You nock on the door.XD

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What's as light as a feather but even the worlds strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?

 

    Your Breath!

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What has  4eyes but never sees?

 

   Mississippi!

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Mom- How was your first day of kindergarten?

Kid- How do you think it was, they didn't even have WIFI!

 

     LOL I luv that one!

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I'm waiting for comments... Tick tock tick tock

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You wrote all of them?  

I like the submarine one and the kindergarten one the best.    X)

 

Especially the kindergarten one!

Melody  Jan 3, 2016
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I did write them all, thank you for your comments, there much appreciated!

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As you can see I've been working on them for an hour. Man was I afraid my hard work had been in vain and no one would see em! LOL

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I'll put them in my next wrap for you.

How about  that :)

Melody  Jan 3, 2016
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Dunno what that means?

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BTW, when you say "How About That" it makes you sound really old. ;-)

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Well I do a wrap every day or two of three - they are in kept in the sticky notes.

I know a lot of people don't look at them but I also know that quite a few other people do check them out.

 

If my choice of words makes me seem a certain way then maybe that is how it is.

Your words give me an impression of you too.  :/

Melody  Jan 3, 2016
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I wasn't judging, just informing. And my real personality is way different than it is online. I never use my real personality when I can help it. Probably because people tell me I don't talk enough and I'm to dismal.lol. I'll look for the wrap next time you do it. :)

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