+8581 Lyrics, Jokes & Such here!! ;)
I got friends and you got friends.
They hop out and you hop in.
I look fly and they jockin'.
The way you drop, drop
Makes me wanna pop
Is yo man,
On the floor?
If he ain't,
Let me know.
Lemme see if you can run it, run it.
Girl indeed I can run it, run it.
+8261 Hey guys! Here is a joke!
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”
+8581 If a guy says you're cute...
he's looking at your smile.
If a guy says you're HOT
he's looking at your body.
If a guy says you're pretty...
he's looking at your face.
But... If a guy says you're Beautiful...
he's looking at your Heart <3
* Blushes * !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+8581 I don't knoww.. That's your job! If you want a girlfriend, youve gotta make em' smilee. LOL
+5265 If I were a spelling bee judge, I would ask the contestant to spell "their". 100% of the time they will ask for me to say it in a sentence. The sentence I'll say? "They're building their house over there." :P
+291 This is probably the best post so far, and Hayley1 thanks for the ...you're Beautiful... he's looking at your Heart... im gonnna actuallly use that, LOL i'll tell you guys about the results XD
+2972 Omg this isn't exact humor like I remembered it
well, guess I gotta call my other ego
key terms:
peyton manning=me (Roman)
eli manning=me (Rome)
tom Brady=the newcomers/people of the modern Web 2.0 Calc era
John Elway=CPhill
Dragon Lance=Cam Newton
Melody=Joe Montana
etc. etc. etc.
lol
