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Post new riddles on here! :)

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 Dec 1, 2015

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LOOOOOOOOL! i started busting out loud wth laughter and my dad says "whts ur problem?"

-Hay

 Dec 1, 2015
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What is always broken when talked about?

 Dec 1, 2015
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A secret 

 Dec 1, 2015
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Hey, Guest is back! 

-Hay.

 Dec 1, 2015
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Nah

something else

 Dec 1, 2015
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Silence

 Dec 1, 2015
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It's got to be silence.

 Dec 1, 2015
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Nope

 Dec 1, 2015
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psssssssstttt.. Guest! are you the one that always helps with my problems?

-Hayley

 Dec 1, 2015
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Hayley, this is the guest that guessed silence and secret to TitaniumRome's riddle. If your question is directed to me then no, I don't think I am because I don't often answer questions.

-R

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At this point I'm out on a limb. Trust? Faith? Promise?

-R

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No, no, and no

I'll give you a hint

its a noun

 Dec 1, 2015
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I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is more of a trick question.

-R

 Dec 1, 2015
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Everything I have guessed so far is a noun! On a side note, on another riddle question I saw that you're 13 and in 8th grade. I am too, so I thought that was cool.

-R

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The answer to this admittedly lame riddle is, “No.” The reason is that the question at the very end asks if you can guess the riddle and there is nothing that satisfies the requirements above. Some say that pressure is the answer, but they can’t explain how it turns polar bears white or pancakes brown. Nothing turns polar bears white, any more than something turns a white person white, and heat makes pancakes brown, not pressure.

-Hay

 Dec 1, 2015
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Pure genius or google?

-R

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the "lame" was from me ;) rest is from google :)

-Hay

 Dec 1, 2015
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TitaniumRome I give up. What's the answer?

-R

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The more you have it, the less you see. What is it?

-R

 Dec 1, 2015
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i looked it up. suppose to be freakin' silence!

 Dec 1, 2015
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Ok, from now one I'm going to put an R at the end of every answer I put because there is now another Guest here.

-R

 Dec 1, 2015
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The answer to that question is:

*crickets*<-------the answer

 Dec 1, 2015
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Wow. Just wow. That is simultaneously the greatest and worst riddle I've ever heard

-R 

 Dec 1, 2015
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I'll take that as a compliment thank you!

 Dec 1, 2015
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Hmm..

-Hay

 Dec 1, 2015
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"Is your mama a llama," I asked my friend Dave. "No, she is not," is the answer Dave gave. "She hangs by her feet, and she lives in a cave. I do not think that's how llamas behave."

What is Dave's mama?

-R

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Sheep!

 Dec 1, 2015
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WOW. I'm dying from laughing after the sheep answer.

Sadly, no. Dave's mama is not a sheep.

-R

 Dec 1, 2015
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No it's Illuminati Confirmed!

Dave<--->Gave

Mama<--->Llama

Cave<--->Behave

when those rhymes combine they form the Illuminati triangle!

 Dec 1, 2015
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That was funny too. But no. Dave and his mother and my rhyme are not part of the illuminati.

-R

 Dec 1, 2015
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LOOOOOOOOL! i started busting out loud wth laughter and my dad says "whts ur problem?"

-Hay

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"Is your mama a llama," I asked my friend Dave. "No, she is not," is the answer Dave gave. "She hangs by her feet, and she lives in a cave. I do not think that's how llamas behave." "Oh!", I said "You are right about that. I think your mama sounds more like a bat!"

Dave's mama is a bat. b-b-b-b-BURNT!

YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN!

-R

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Oh

I thought the answer was one of these original old flintstone lifestyle humans that was the answer, but appearently I couldn't beat the clock because I said the scientific word for humans, but then it says error: flagged for moderation. Dang you block thingy!

 Dec 1, 2015
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IT AIN'T NO HUMAN. ITS A BAT. REDNECK GRAMMAR RIGHT HEER

-R

 

 

 

 

I'm from South Louisiana so I can say that.

 Dec 1, 2015
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My name's Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba. Can you believe dat? Bubba. Just like one of them old redneck boys.

 

 

 

 

-R

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I honestly cannot believe that

 Dec 1, 2015
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IM SO BOOOOOOOOORED

 

 

 

 

                     what always runs?,but never walks, often murrmers, never talks,has a bed,but doesnot sleep has a mouth but never eats...

 Dec 1, 2015
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the answer is ghost...it always runs to scare things,it doesnt sleep,but has a bed cuz it use to be a human,never eats but has a mouth....he is a ghost his food would go through him,his mouth is for "BOO!"

 Dec 1, 2015
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HOW COME I LOOK LIKE THIS --> angel DID I DIE?!

 Dec 1, 2015
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i feel like no one likes me....you can like another guest....but not me?   crying

 Dec 2, 2015
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Kuno DIO DA!

 Dec 2, 2015
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rosis r red vilots blu .. ur ugli

 Dec 2, 2015

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