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Here’s an reply to your question, Hawkeye

 

. . . but what do people normally do here?

 

 Well, let’s see:

 

First, you ask a brain-dead question.

 

Rosala gives a good response.

 

The other tykes turn it into a poo-throwing war post, with Rosala as the main target. Then one or more members commit “war” crimes. One in particular, CoalDefeatsTitanium, burns Rosla at the stake.

 

LancelotLink turns it into a platform to run for moderator.

 

The campaign begins with LL offering bribes for votes, and declaring he will charge a fair price for political favors after he’s elected. He also offers spit-free banana daiquiris at his victory party. For good measure LL calls out CDT for his war crimes – good for LL the post was revolting.

 

Melody, after recovering from uncontrollable laughter, thoughtfully considers LL’s candidacy. Melody uses her sharp teeth to bite TR and CDT, and her mod powers to make the war-crimes posts disappear.

 

Melody and CPhill then weigh in on whether to accept a bribe and endorse him. Melody is non-committal, CPhill holds out for a higher quality daiquiri.

 

A potential voter subtly persuades LL to state his religious beliefs. Quite intelligent, actually. Religious beliefs are a major insight into a person’s character.

 

Lancelot posts a response to assuage the voter’s concerns and brings in his “cute” nephew to continue his endearing persona, starting with “dogs, cats, and most human primates.” Note he didn’t particularly mention kids before. One smart political chimp save the trump card for later.

 

The cute chimp, along with a banana cake in another post, has a positive effect on Melody, but isn’t enough to buy her endorsement.

 

The chimp is unphased. He continues with the cute kid banter and comes up with a slogan. Brilliant!

 

A potential voter is puzzled about Lancelot.

 

Melody explains the chimps origins and points out the chimps likes to monkey around and his lack of maths posts.

 

The potential voter formally greets Lancelot.

 

 At this point Lancelot is campaigning elsewhere and hasn’t responded. He will, I’m sure, after he’s finished picking off his fleas and nits.

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So now you have an answer to your first brain-dead question:

 

 what I mean, aycs I've done some stuff already...but what do people normally do here?

 

Which makes this question:

 

Why are you people arguing about this **** on my question about being new here

 

more brain dead than your first question.

 

Here’s a question for you: What does aycs mean?

May 4, 2015