This reminds me of a joke: A man posted this on Facebook(FYI I'm not on fb, I just watched it in youtube.)
"Just tried commiting suicide today. Not doing it again. Almost got killed."
BTW I've never tried doing it, and I don't want to.
If I feel like, I remember what would happen to my family, friends, teachers, all the people who cared for me.
(Sniff, sniff)