Here's one:
A bomb goes off. Carnage. One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?
He doesn't have stairs.
I heard Congress is ordering a new America since this one is about to expire, but it takes 4 years to ship.
nope, just l33t snipin' skills.
You don't really hear about the third parties. I wouldn't be suprised if most have not even heard of him.
I think Hillary is going to win, she tries to appeal to Faminazis and young people, plus she is a woman.
But hey, I might be wrong.
(Just to make it clear, I don't support either Rump or Hitlery)
divide by 100.
Math is your nieghbor's dog's friend's enemy's favorite fish's distant cousin twice removed.
If 2+2=fish, 3+3=eight. I looked it up.