heres a few math jokes for ya, just copy my list and send it to youre teacher :)
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.