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this is surprisingly math

my teacher wants me to send him jokes.  i need help

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Britette  Apr 21, 2017
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heres a few math jokes for ya, just copy my list and send it to youre teacher :)

 

 

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

 

Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A: A roamin’ numeral.

 

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents. 

 

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?

A: Because it always has lots of problems.

kilar_of_souls  Apr 24, 2017

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