Nauseated

A long with being true that is quite funny, CPhill. You should get a professional troll’s license. It’s to die for!

Now, for a very important question: How could we do it with roman numerals?

Here’s a post that will start you on your quest for answers.

You are right Melody, this was kind of rude. Here’s a rephrase.

Sorasyn, sir, could I please have more of the special mixture of NaClO₃ that produces ozone? I’m constantly in hostile environments and I’ve used most of the last batch. Thank you.

BTW I call myself Nauseated because I’m nauseated by CDD and related disorders in others. I may be nauseating to others because nausea is sympathetically induced when one is exposed to another who is experiencing the effect. The rate is about the same as a yawn.

This answers the question clearly, unless you have CDD. In fact, CPhill’s answer is oriented to the first anon’s un-exposited answer, so you have to be a m***n with CDD to think otherwise.

What do you want, a parchment signed by God-Almighty saying this question is answered?

Well, you’ve been a way for two months. Did you seek treatment for your CDD? Remember, it takes two months just for the therapists to convince you that you have it.

Anyway, do you have more of the special mixture of NaClO₃ that produces ozone? I’m constantly in hostile environments and I’ve used most of the last batch.

This is a pity. I was hoping you would come for dinner after you were bigger. I made a special camelid sauce called dromedary hump sauce, just for you. The inspiration came from the piccolo sauce that went well with oboeduck. (Oboduck is out of season, now).I do hope you get better; if not, the invitation extends to your brother or sister, of course.

I hope your doctor will walk a mile for a camel. Your symptoms indicate one of the equine viruses, or Coccidioidomycosis, or Clostridium Welchii. If it is C. Welchii, and you recover, we’ll have to wait about 3 extra months for the invitation. There is a small boat load of other pathogens included too, but none of them include llama flu; there is no such thing.

In any case, I really do hope you get better.

The reason for the derivations is a simple one. After an hour of playing with it, I still couldn’t figure out how to solve it (hats off to Alan).

A CDD related trick I learned in college was: any answer is better than none. An impressive looking answer was usually worth a few points. Over the long term, this bumped my score a half-letter grade, often bringing a D to a C. My grades often looked like CDD. That is better than DDD as some CDs have.

Snarky comments: Anyone too dumb to use parenthetical operators in an equation is probably too dumb to understand this. However, there are others who will.

$$\; \text {Assuming}\\
\ tan(x-y) =\dfrac{y} {(1+x^2)}\; \Leftarrow \text {Find implicit derivative}\\
\ sec^2(x - y)(1 - y') = \dfrac{[(1+x^2)y'-2xy]}{(1+x^2)^2}\\
\ y' [\dfrac{ 1 } {(1 + x^2) + sec^2(x - y) ]} = \dfrac{2xy} {(1 + x^2)^2 + sec^2(x - y)}\\\\
\ y'[ 1+ x^2 + (1+x^2)^2 sec^2(x-y) ] = 2xy + (1+x^2)^2 sec^2(x-y)\\\\
\Large y'= \dfrac{2xy + (1+x^2)^2 sec^2(x-y)}{(1 + x^2) [ 1 + (1+x^2)sec^2(x-y)]} \\$$

Here's another.

$$\; \\
\ y^{\;'} =
\dfrac{-x^4\sec^2\left(x-y\right)-2x^2\sec ^2\left(x-y\right)-\sec^2\left(x-y\right)-2xy}{-x^4\sec ^2\left(x-y\right)-2x^2\sec ^2\left(x-y\right)-\sec ^2\left(x-y\right) -1 - x^2}$$

Two derivatives in the fountain which one should it be?

Sloth or laziness is one of the Seven Sins. Seems like you are living up to your name.

While knuckle-dragging causes sore fingers, it doesn’t seem to slow your posts. So, do an easier chore and give CPhill points for his answers.

If CPhill and Melody combined their points and added one Aussie dollar and one US dollar they each might be able to buy a small cup of coffee. It’s true, they are overpaid! But what can we do? :)

Why re-invent the wheel for every brain-dead question that’s posted on here?

No doubt, BJ’s cut and paste skills are paramount, but there is one decisive difference between hers and yours: she actually understands the concepts in the texts of what she pasted.

Keep on guard Britney! Don’t let the moronic, knuckle-draggers --in this case, a rude, moronic, knuckle-dragger give you CDD!