For now one, I shouldn't let you use my phone. You know what, maybe it's best if I break this.
*breaks the titanium armor
see guys, the secret is out. Titanium Industries is really making steel products. Don't buy them. they really are made of steel with iron and radioactive substances, not titanium. even though it creates more tha titanium, they really aren't titanium products.
I'm out. you can carry on, Roman, but I am out of this empire, and out of the war.
*forever burns the armor with flint