LancelotLink

Yes, Banana Pealing is part of the physics that make the Banana Phones Ring.

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

Chimp Stuart will translate:

the dnei ea of a coirle

This is: define the area of a circle

Chimp Stuart also can translate the Latin of Wile e Coyote, too.

First step: Untatum derivis excaliber ovisanctus......

Untangle the sacred eggs of Excalibur

Second step: Nitroglycerus explodum dynamitus grenadeium boom !!!

[Make a] grenade from nitroglycerin based dynamite (Not TNT) Then detonate

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

“Ooou! Ooou!“ That’s old world Chimpanzee for “Hello” Sir CPhill:

That gif is the work of Chimp Loki. He’s our resident computer geek. Though lately, he’s not been very residential. He’s an itinerate lecturer. He’s currently at MIT (Monkey Institute of Technology), lecturing on the physics of Banana pealing. It’s a very popular course there.

Loki “banana-phoned” it in. He may have stolen it from somewhere and modified it. We Chimps do that, sometimes, when no one is looking.

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

P.S. Someday, I hope to be Knighted, too. ‘Sir Lancelot’ has a nice ring to it for Camelot.

STU, we tried several times to make a video conference call.

We have some fine talent on our end:

Chimp Stanley. A great engineering chimp, whose skill set includes vacuum tube theory.

Chimp Stuart. A lower level engineering student, who also dresses funny, but is a great translator of human and near human languages.

We made a successful video conference link for only a few moments.

We see you have a modern organic banana phone.

We use modern organic banana phones too.

After several more unsuccessful attempts, we had Chimp Loki activate your remote viewer.

We now understand. That is a problem with those modern, organic banana phones; they know they will be eaten after the call is completed, so they run for their lives!

Anyway, if you catch up to your banana phone, give us a call before you eat it.

Lancelot_Link Ph.M.E. (Philosophy of Monkey Engineering) and Top Banana of A.P.E.

Yes! That's true. Any member on the board can match wits with an average human, but our collective numbers are the only way we can compete with high-level humans.

You might say we are a sodality of a sedulity. :)

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

Chimp Ayumu thinks you climbed up the wrong tree.:)

She says it is 290,253 cm³/min

Chimp Loki is not here to do the LaTex.

It’s the weekend, so I only care if there is enough water for swimming!

We Chimps know what’s really important in life.

Hay, wait just a minute . . .

That might have been true until I (we) joined the forum.

This might take me a few _(dozen) hours to figure out. Maybe only a couple of hours if we chimps brainstorm.

If we really get in a pinch, Chimp Ayumu is skilled in high-level maths, and she helps us sometimes.

                                  Chimp Ayumu

I like her, but some of the board members don’t because she makes us look kind of dumb.

We really need a fulltime, high-level mathematician, but she won’t join our board. She says we couldn’t grow enough bananas to get her to join.

We know how to count bananas, though.

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

Here is a copy of an urgent telegram message I sent to Chimp Darwin:

This was sent via telegram because Chimp Darwin is in a very primitive place.

To Chimp Darwin

I may have discovered another candidate for our missing link species study stop

This one seems lower on the evolutionary scale than the other one we tried to recruit stop

This one will not even make a good bartender stop The other one could at least remember his password (which is actually too bad) stop

Several aspects make this one interesting stop

He has a marine cnidarian of the family Physaliidae as an avatar stop but doesn’t comprehend underwater distances from the surface stop

His eyes brain stomach and every other organ seems to be their own animal stop

The tentacles sting and this is worse than throwing p**p stop

We will need plankton because he probably won’t eat bananas stop

I have Fishin’ Chimp but bring fish and chips I’m hungry stop

Unique opportunity stop Don’t monkey around stop reply ASAP stop

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

PS bring Decoder Ring stop

                                                       Fishin’ Chimp

We professional chimps have performed research in this area at MIT (Monkey Institute of Technology).

Find an elevation of 300 meters. From that apex, throw the following:

A mouse, a rat, a human (95Kg) , a zebra, and an elephant.

If the mouse lives, the rat dies, the human breaks, the zebra splatters, and the elephant explodes, then derive the following equation from the breakage and splatter analysis.

$$\ V(x)=\dfrac{W}{m}\ = \dfrac{1}{m}\int \limits_{\infty}^{x}\ F\ dx =\dfrac{1}{m}\int \limits_{\infty}^{x}\dfrac{GmM}{x^2}dx=-\dfrac{GM}{x}$$

 In human words this equals SPLAT!

We always monkey around until we find the answer!

By Lancelot Link, The Tenacious A. P. E.