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can anyone make then selc available to call or skype with to assist me with some cir uit fundementals tonight for an exam in the morning?

Stu  Oct 26, 2014

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“Ooou! Ooou!“ That’s old world Chimpanzee for “Hello” Sir CPhill:

 

That gif is the work of Chimp Loki. He’s our resident computer geek. Though lately, he’s not been very residential. He’s an itinerate lecturer. He’s currently at MIT (Monkey Institute of Technology), lecturing on the physics of Banana pealing. It’s a very popular course there.

 

Loki “banana-phoned” it in. He may have stolen it from somewhere and modified it. We Chimps do that, sometimes, when no one is looking.

 

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

 

P.S. Someday, I hope to be Knighted, too. ‘Sir Lancelot’ has a nice ring to it for Camelot.

LancelotLink  Oct 27, 2014
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STU, we tried several times to make a video conference call.

We have some fine talent on our end:

 

Chimp Stanley. A great engineering chimp, whose skill set includes vacuum tube theory.

 

Chimp Stuart. A lower level engineering student, who also dresses funny, but is a great translator of human and near human languages.

We made a successful video conference link for only a few moments.

 

We see you have a modern organic banana phone.

 

We use modern organic banana phones too.

After several more unsuccessful attempts, we had Chimp Loki activate your remote viewer.

 

We now understand. That is a problem with those modern, organic banana phones; they know they will be eaten after the call is completed, so they run for their lives!

 

Anyway, if you catch up to your banana phone, give us a call before you eat it.

 

Lancelot_Link Ph.M.E. (Philosophy of Monkey Engineering) and Top Banana of A.P.E.

LancelotLink  Oct 27, 2014
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I know that higher-level engineers like yourself don't like to admit to trade secrets....but how/where did you get that "running" banana thingy ????   Priceless!!!

 

CPhill  Oct 27, 2014
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“Ooou! Ooou!“ That’s old world Chimpanzee for “Hello” Sir CPhill:

 

That gif is the work of Chimp Loki. He’s our resident computer geek. Though lately, he’s not been very residential. He’s an itinerate lecturer. He’s currently at MIT (Monkey Institute of Technology), lecturing on the physics of Banana pealing. It’s a very popular course there.

 

Loki “banana-phoned” it in. He may have stolen it from somewhere and modified it. We Chimps do that, sometimes, when no one is looking.

 

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

 

P.S. Someday, I hope to be Knighted, too. ‘Sir Lancelot’ has a nice ring to it for Camelot.

LancelotLink  Oct 27, 2014
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The term "Banana Pealing" has a nice "ring" of its own accord, too.........

 

CPhill  Oct 27, 2014
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Yes, Banana Pealing is part of the physics that make the Banana Phones Ring.

 

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

LancelotLink  Oct 27, 2014
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Stu  Nov 1, 2014
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A policy violation?!

We don’t want you to leave, Stu.

I have assigned my best agents to this investigation. A full report will follow soon.

In the mean time, I know there is a lack of moderation, because I am on my third double.

Bartender! (hic) Another banana daiquiri– no spit and hold the peel; make it a triple this time.

 

Lancelot_Link   Special banana daiquiri Investigator (A.P.E.)

LancelotLink  Nov 3, 2014

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