LancelotLink

Yes, Omar is very studious. He’s looking forward to the first rite of passage into adulthood --usually about age 12. There are no set rules for this. It’s usually a big (monster) Spaghetti pie with a large, frosty mug of beer from the beer volcano. (It’s near-beer for minors).

Like most of my ancestors, I used to believe in the Banana Goddess, but I’m a Pastafarian now (I like Spaghetti, too) , so I should be OK.

Wiki gives a quick overview.

Melody, you have a great set of choppers.

Lancelot_Link  A.P.E.

Your cake is very tasty, thank you.

Here, I had my personal chef make a banana cake for you.

My personal chef is a great cook.(He liked your cake, too).

He eats less than half the food he prepares and he uses modern kitchen appliances to puree food. My last chef just chewed it up and spit it in to the bowl --it made it kind of “fermenty.” Sometimes he’d swallow to much of it, so he’d just barf it into the bowl.

This cake has neither peal pieces nor spit,

just like my banana daiquiris.:)

Lancelot_Link

 P.S. Asking a chimp not to do monkey business is like asking Einstein not to do physics. Not only does that boarder on the impossible, it’s a waste of great talent. :)

WOW!

When the Chimps are away the human primates will play! I haven’t seen this much poo thrown since the spring fever festival of 08 and that was nothing compared to the frat parties.

There is a missing link here. We need another moderator. I nominate myself, Lancelot Link, for moderator.

 Here are my credentials:

President and CEO of A.P.E. (Agency to Prevent Evil)

Next to being experts on bananas, my team and I are experts on poo. Both at throwing it and cleaning it up. 

I am also interested in prime roots, square roots and trees in general, a type of mathematical horticulture. Though I have lead a horticulture, I couldn’t make her think. 

Chimp Ayumu is skilled in high-level maths, she can check the math work, because compared to her my math skills suck. I know how to count bananas, so I’ll charge a fair price for bribes.

Other good points: I come from a good family, a long line of highly-intelligent chimps. I know, I know, breeding isn't everything, but it is a lot of fun.

I like bananas and peanuts, dogs, cats, and most human primates. Vote LancelotLink for moderator. If I win, there will be a banana daiquiri victory party for all. My banana daiquiris are great: no peel, no spit, and for the younger crowed, no alcohol.

One more thing, I can swing from limb to limb, and, while I have never done it to anyone, I can tear you limb from limb. CoalDefeatsTitanium you are more disgusting than any of the s**t thrown on the form. One day I will find you and teach you some monkey manners.

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Vote Lancelot Link, for moderator.

Lancelot_Link A.P.E.

D**n! I missed Melody’s birthday party. That cake looks good too. I like coconuts.

Happy belated birthday, Melody

This isn’t a drawing, but they are free bodies.

These kittens are part of Loki's genetic cloning experiments for warm and cuddle worthy kittens. 

These free bodies will tided you over until 7UP returns. These kittens aren’t free, they are just free bodies. We loan them out if you promise to take care of them. We want them back after 7UP returns – or even if he doesn’t.

Here's one of our bigger cats in the care of Puma, our cat Chimp

Lancelot_Link, the cat's meow of  A.P.E.

It is time to stop monkeying around for a little while and say Hello, to everyone . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Hi Happy.

Hi Rosala, It’s great you have returned, we’ve all missed you.

Hi Patsy, I like your dog. He seems very friendly. :)

Here’s one of my dogs. His name is Oscar. Short for Oscar Mayer wiener dog. That’s his favorite food. You are what you eat. Right?

I’m kind of surprised I don’t look like a banana or a peanut.

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

To whom it may concern:

I sent agent Chimp Dix to search for Sir CPhill.

Here is his report:

I found Sir CPhill a half mile down the beach, he’s pushing a giant beach ball up a hill. The ball keeps rolling back down. That sounds like a fun way to monkey around, actually!

Some suggestions (None of these are guaranteed to work):

If you want Sir CPhill to show himself when you ask a question, offer him a banana or a coconut. You don’t need to shuck the coconut, either –according to Charlotte, he is rather good at chopping them to size.

You might also offer to polish his armor and sharpen his sword, too. Although, he’s rather picky about who does that.

Did someone say "cookie"? D**n! Some human metaphors make me hungry.

I’m going back to cruising. There are some hot chimp chicks here.

End report

Humm. I really need to have a talk with him about cruising on company time.

Lancelot_Link (A.P.E.)

A policy violation?!

We don’t want you to leave, Stu.

I have assigned my best agents to this investigation. A full report will follow soon.

In the mean time, I know there is a lack of moderation, because I am on my third double.

Bartender! (hic) Another banana daiquiri– no spit and hold the peel; make it a triple this time.

Lancelot_Link   Special banana daiquiri Investigator (A.P.E.)