+112 Ginger does write great stories and memoirs. You’d like them all. Most of them I’ve read to my youngest granddaughter, Melody Marie, who is about your age. Ginger sent me several of her writings, including a few excerpts from the memoir she mentions to CPhill, about a chimp named Harvey. This chimp and his twin brother, Harold, jump into Ginger’s arms when she sings to them.
Many years ago, in college, I majored in journalism, but I never kept a personal journal. I do have two memoir-like narratives on here, if you would like to read them. https://web2.0calc.com/questions/the-search-function-really-sucks#r4 and https://web2.0calc.com/questions/topic-of-the-day_8#r4
+112 Happy Christmas
Ginger, you should post one of your memoirs. The Christmas memoir you sent me a few years ago will fit the theme of your post. It too is delightfully funny, and it’s now a Christmas tradition for me to read it every year to my grandchildren. I’d bet others would like to read it, and it might become a Christmas tradition for them too.
I will forever and always enjoy reading:
Your narratives, particularly when they have artwork, and the artwork has particular pitchforks with errant math.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/projectile-problem#r10
Your satire, particularly when I post it for you.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/dice-help#r4
Your satire, particularly when I repost it,
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/who-noticed-this-post-by-admin#r2
Your troll posts, particularly when you troll the Blarney Banker, and you troll the particular Top Banana, Lancelot Link.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/a-farmer-s-dilemma#r3
Your troll posts, particularly your multi-vectored troll posts, where you take on a BB and the whining snowflake Blarney Master, and then add a particular memoir narrative that causes me to laugh so hard I have to take extra tranquilizers to keep from stroking.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/hallppp-3-questions#r8
Your math posts, particularly when you troll yourself.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/tricky-probability-hints#r13
Your tribute posts, particularly your eloquent tribute posts, requiring anti-nausea medicine after posting.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/does-anyone-know-what-happened-to-rom#r5
Your Season’s Greets, particularly troll greets for the BBs, where you
Deck the halls with boughs of BLARNEY (and) Troll-la-Troll-la-Troll, la-Troll-Troll, Troll
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/help_62316#r3
Your Thanksgiving posts, particularly when you lay a big, fat turkey egg; hatch it by Christmas, and have a Genetically Enhanced Turkey for Science, Mathematics, and Research Training ready to start his career by Eastern Orthodox Christmas.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/an-eastern-orthodox-christmas-turkey
The only thing particularly missing at this particular time is your particular Christmas memoir.
I wish you a particularly Merry New Year and a particularly Happy Eastern Orthodox Christmas.
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+112 The expectation for finding an exception to Fermat’s Last Theorem is zero. The proof for that is almost 30 years old. Ginger comments on it here: https://web2.0calc.com/questions/help_79263#r8
As for the expectation that Ginger will write more satire, it probably depends on how your conversation with Mr. BB unfolds. The one you had a year ago was new and obviously inspiring. However, Ginger is very talented. She often can make silk purses from sow’s ears: it’s worth a shot
+112 What does the high and mighty, MicroDick brain, pansyass, f u c k f a c e want me to cry about?
You like sticking your MicroDick into everything on here.
Maybe this post? https://web2.0calc.com/questions/counting-question_4#r15
“GingerALe, i just ran a quick computer program, and it seems your answer is incorrect!!!”
As for your computer program, you should be familiar with GIGO (Garbage In Garbage Out).
Someone identified as !!!Mr. BB (Triple Deranged Mr. BB) sould have at least an inkling of understanding for derangements. But you don’t understand this or anything else.
+112 I remember this question. It’s not an AoPS question. It was a question about factoring large numbers. Alan answered it. Then Mr BB had a conversation with the OP and it turned in to techno babble. GingerAle continued the conversation in one of her very funny troll posts.
Here’s an encore presentation from my archive.
Most of this dialogue sounds like cartoon characters speaking techno babble.
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Lancelot Link Peeled Banana Productions Presents:
Bleep and Blip: All in a Daze Work
Teleplay by GingerAle
Based on original dumbness by select members and guests of Web2.0calc.com
Shanghai’d Technical Consultant: Alan
Shanghai’d Silent Technical Consultant: Rom
Shanghai’d Post Production Supervisor: Melody
Sponsored by Naus Corp: Quantum Dumbness Detection Systems
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We join the universe-saving characters in progress....
Blip: How did you do that? That number is bigger than my p****r...
Bleep: Well, it’s smaller than mine. Anyway, Blip, I used an ultra-sophisticated proprietary algorithm with ternary protocol subzero three (3) and integrand containment post zero (1) metaphase. This commutes the large number, delineating it into a unified matrix, placing the tertiary integers adjacent to each other in the first three (3) natural dimensions.
Blip: Does this index the residuals that exist in subspace? If not, then we will be leaving half our math in another universe. That would be bad!
Bleep: Ahem, yes ...I see your point. I’ll just run the numbers and algorithm through my other ultra-sophisticated computer with advanced proprietary subroutines programmed by a Martian who was educated on Zork Prime. His algorithm can actually divide by zero (0) without blowing up the universe.
Blip: That is impressive! It’s so cool that we can save the universe!
Bleep: Yes, it is. But we must keep it secret.
Blip: Why?
Bleep: Because anyone who knows anything more than the multiplication tables will make fun of us. It will distract us from our important work.
[Fade out scene while Blip nods in agreement.]
[Fade in: Shrine of Organized Stupidity and Perpetual Quantum Dumbness]
Speaker: Thank you for joining us for the canonization of Aaron Traywick
Blip: Aaron was a great leader for our scientific and mathematical theories.
Bleep: Yes he was. He will be greatly missed and hard to replace.
Blip: Maybe you could replace him.
Bleep: No: I would never be appointed to such a lofty position as the Great Arron. I know my times-tables too well and I’ve squared too many numbers, which is really just the same as multiplying, but it sounds better.
Blip: What about me? I only know the ones and five times tables.
Bleep: No Blip. Once you went past the fives times tables, you were effectively disqualified.
Ours is to work in obscurity and to support the great work of Arron T. and his successors. Maybe someday our contributions will be recognized beyond the elites of our vocation, but it will take awhile for the devolutionary processes to work on the majority population, so it may not be in our life time.
Blip: Such is the pity.
Bleep: Yes it is.
[Fade out scene while Blip and Bleep gaze into the future, nodding.]
GingerAle Jan 17, 2019