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 Dec 21, 2019
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I remember this question. It’s not an AoPS question.   It was a question about factoring large numbers.  Alan answered it. Then Mr BB had a conversation with the OP and it turned in to techno babble. GingerAle continued the conversation in one of her very funny troll posts.

Here’s an encore presentation from my archive.

 

Most of this dialogue sounds like cartoon characters speaking techno babble.

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Lancelot Link Peeled Banana Productions Presents:

Bleep and Blip: All in a Daze Work

 

Teleplay by GingerAle 

Based on original dumbness by select members and guests of Web2.0calc.com

 

Shanghai’d Technical Consultant: Alan

Shanghai’d Silent Technical Consultant: Rom

Shanghai’d Post Production Supervisor: Melody

 

Sponsored by Naus Corp: Quantum Dumbness Detection Systems  

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We join the universe-saving characters in progress....

 

Blip: How did you do that? That number is bigger than my p****r...

 

Bleep: Well, it’s smaller than mine. Anyway, Blip, I used an ultra-sophisticated proprietary algorithm with ternary protocol subzero three (3) and integrand containment post zero (1) metaphase. This commutes the large number, delineating it into a unified matrix, placing the tertiary integers adjacent to each other in the first three (3) natural dimensions.

 

Blip: Does this index the residuals that exist in subspace? If not, then we will be leaving half our math in another universe. That would be bad!

 

Bleep: Ahem, yes ...I see your point. I’ll just run the numbers and algorithm through my other ultra-sophisticated computer with advanced proprietary subroutines programmed by a Martian who was educated on Zork Prime. His algorithm can actually divide by zero (0) without blowing up the universe.

 

Blip: That is impressive! It’s so cool that we can save the universe!

 

Bleep: Yes, it is. But we must keep it secret.

 

Blip: Why?

 

Bleep: Because anyone who knows anything more than the multiplication tables will make fun of us.  It will distract us from our important work.   

 

[Fade out scene while Blip nods in agreement.]

 

[Fade in:  Shrine of Organized Stupidity and Perpetual Quantum Dumbness]

Speaker: Thank you for joining us for the canonization of Aaron Traywick

 

Blip: Aaron was a great leader for our scientific and mathematical theories.

 

Bleep: Yes he was. He will be greatly missed and hard to replace.

 

Blip: Maybe you could replace him.

 

Bleep: No: I would never be appointed to such a lofty position as the Great Arron. I know my times-tables too well and I’ve squared too many numbers, which is really just the same as multiplying, but it sounds better.

 

Blip: What about me? I only know the ones and five times tables. 

 

Bleep: No Blip. Once you went past the fives times tables, you were effectively disqualified.

Ours is to work in obscurity and to support the great work of Arron T. and his successors. Maybe someday our contributions will be recognized beyond the elites of our vocation, but it will take awhile for the devolutionary processes to work on the majority population, so it may not be in our life time.

 

Blip: Such is the pity.

 

Bleep: Yes it is. 

 

[Fade out scene while Blip and Bleep gaze into the future, nodding.]

 

GingerAle Jan 17, 2019

 Dec 22, 2019
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Happy New Year, JB. My biggest fansmiley

 

I originally wrote that post with three scenes. I deleted the funniest scene because the Shanghai’d Post Production Supervisor or Shanghai’d Technical Consultant would have factored it to invisibility. laugh 

I’ll send you a copy of the deleted scene.

 

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This post is one in a set that I’ve periodically monitored for view counts.    

https://web2.0calc.com/questions/express-big-integers-into-smallest-possible-values

Creation date and time: 2019-01-10 @10:14:51UTC

In its lifetime of 346 days, the post collected 388 views with 13 views in the 15 days prior to its hiding by the Administrator on 12/21/19 @ ~ 14:12:52 UTC.

Posted question is class category (1) –informal, simple question.  

 

Subjective Question classes:

*Category (0) –Mr. BB Interest Rate questions or arcane questions optimally answered with Monty Carlo style or tabulated, logical resolution computer code.  

*Category (1) – Informal, simple non-homework, or curiosity based math question.

*Category (2) – Formal, simple homework.

*Category (3) – Formal, intermediate homework.

*Category (4) – Formal, advanced homework.

*Category (5) – Formal, AoPS (or related) homework.

*Category (6) – Formal, basic and intermediate physics, engineering, or chemistry.    

*Category (7) – Formal, advanced physics, engineering, or chemistry.    

*Category (8) – Formal, advanced collegiate mathematics or specialized math. (These are very rare on this forum.)

*Category (9) – Social or non-math, Off Topic posts (includes posts with random characters).

 

View count statistics for all visible questions (posts) dated 1/10/2019:

Mean: 205.88

Median: 175

Mode(s): 317, 138, 141, 182, 191, 328, 152

Minimum: 105

Maximum: 461

Range: 356

Count: 50 (Number of visible posted threads)

At least (10) posts were hidden by one or more moderators (including the auto-moderator). Several of the hidden posts were by a (now banned) member named Synth.  

 

Comparative analysis:

The view counts for the post are 85.2% higher than average for all visible questions posted on 01/10/19. This post is about 366% higher than the sample mean for all (Cat 1) non-homework, informally asked questions.  This post has 3.8% of all views for all visible posts made on 1/10/2019.

 

Other interesting stats, contrast the reasons for this.

 

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GingerAle  Dec 31, 2019

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