Today is Christmas day for the Eastern Orthodox. So, Merry Christmas, Mr. BB.
I have a gift for you:
Remember the “big, fat turkey egg, I laid just before Thanksgiving? I said I’d hatch it for you. I did. He hatched on Christmas day. I asked Chimp Loki to enhance his genetic code, focusing on Science, Mathematics, and Research Training. He’s now one smart turkey. I named him “Get Smart” for “Genetically Enhanced Turkey for Science, Mathematics, and Research Training”
This is kinda reminiscent of Scrooge buying the giant prize Turkey for Bob Cratchit. GET isn’t for eating though. Nope, he’s for education and training. Eating him would be like eating the goose that lays the golden eggs. So take care of him, Mr. BB. Get Smart will easily boost your intelligence 20 to 30 times in the course of five to six years, putting you on par with an eighth grade education.
Along with educating you, he’ll be an optimum companion too. Gobble!
Oh Oh! GET is arguing with the currier/delivery service, he doesn’t want to go. I need to convince him that it’s his duty to save the forum. He’s a Smart bird, so this may take awhile.