+5265 Ok. First, some explanation. Anti-jokes are "jokes" without the punchline. The website I am getting these from so you can read more is http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/page/1 . They are a bit dark, so these require a slight bit of dark humor.
So, without further ado, let's begin!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
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