1. Because you smell good.
2. Because the cat (it's a cat, right?) in your profile picture is your cat, and it smells good.
3. You like perfume.
4. You have just made some delicious pancakes with lots of maple syrup, butter, and strawberries.
5. Because you currently smell someone named 'Good.'
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Haha true but more because of that hilarious and random line in Its Everyday Bro: They buy me like a loan yeah I smell good. Is that your boys cologne?