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Who here likes cats?

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 Nov 11, 2019
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Me   !!!!!

 

(Dogs, too )

 

cool cool cool

 Nov 11, 2019
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I do.  My first cat was named "Bosco the Chocolate Bear". 

 

Are you the Taylor Swift?  I like her too. 

 

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 Nov 11, 2019
edited by Guest  Nov 11, 2019
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Yes. Olivia is my  cat  search her on google

TaylorSwift  Nov 12, 2019
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....do they taste like chicken?  cheeky

 Nov 11, 2019
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I know its been a week since Halloween, but I couldn't resist it. Just don't let your imagination go too far or else my post is rated R.

 

Do not scroll down if you love cats and have a wild imagination

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RECIPE FOR CAT FOOD

cats are yummy.

 

their flesh is tangy, semi-sweet, and a touch of sourness (probably because I left it in the basement for too long)

 

Its best when fungus is GROWN on it, not ADDED to it. After adding a mixture of honey and milk and pouring it on the fungus, microwave for 99 minutes.

 

The result is a crisp, teriyaki-styled delicacy!

 

 

I recommend lighting the cat on fire in order to remove the fur. Make sure the cat is deceased when you light the fire, or else you will make a lot of noise and/or the cat will make a MESS on your floor! (Based on my experience!)

 

A good side snack is to remove the eyeballs. Then heating it on a stove top in order to melt it. Try sunnyside style, and add a pinch of salt. This will be like a sunny-side up egg, except its cat eyeballs.

 

Another good side is to remove the tail, and burn it (of course to remove fur). After burning, I recommend pouring gasoline over it and lighting in a controlled fire. Add ONE GALLON of HAND OIL and A POUND OF SALT. What you get is a giant tail fry.

 Nov 11, 2019
edited by CalculatorUser  Nov 11, 2019
edited by CalculatorUser  Nov 11, 2019
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Is this a family recipe?

Guest Nov 12, 2019
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Yup, it was even created by a family, my family.

 

Also, using infants and elderly people in the recipe can also serve as an alternate ingrediant.

CalculatorUser  Nov 12, 2019
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I dont like that

TaylorSwift  Nov 12, 2019
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Did somebody say, CATS???

 

 

I love them but they hate me...

 

 

:<

 Nov 13, 2019
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I like cat and i like taylor swift too!!!!!!

 Nov 13, 2019

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