I do. My first cat was named "Bosco the Chocolate Bear".
Are you the Taylor Swift? I like her too.
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+2863 I know its been a week since Halloween, but I couldn't resist it. Just don't let your imagination go too far or else my post is rated R.
Do not scroll down if you love cats and have a wild imagination
RECIPE FOR CAT FOOD
cats are yummy.
their flesh is tangy, semi-sweet, and a touch of sourness (probably because I left it in the basement for too long).
Its best when fungus is GROWN on it, not ADDED to it. After adding a mixture of honey and milk and pouring it on the fungus, microwave for 99 minutes.
The result is a crisp, teriyaki-styled delicacy!
I recommend lighting the cat on fire in order to remove the fur. Make sure the cat is deceased when you light the fire, or else you will make a lot of noise and/or the cat will make a MESS on your floor! (Based on my experience!)
A good side snack is to remove the eyeballs. Then heating it on a stove top in order to melt it. Try sunnyside style, and add a pinch of salt. This will be like a sunny-side up egg, except its cat eyeballs.
Another good side is to remove the tail, and burn it (of course to remove fur). After burning, I recommend pouring gasoline over it and lighting in a controlled fire. Add ONE GALLON of HAND OIL and A POUND OF SALT. What you get is a giant tail fry.
+2863 Yup, it was even created by a family, my family.
Also, using infants and elderly people in the recipe can also serve as an alternate ingrediant.
