+2440 For Miss Melody, Headmistress of web2.0calc, one Banana Daiquiri fit for a Queen.
This banana daiquiri is blended using a recipe by LancelotlLink’s personal chef. It contains 600 imperial minims of the finest rum and your very fine banana, pureed using modern kitchen appliances. (No spit. No peal.) These are what I make for Lancelot when he comes home to his favorite tree house.
+2440 Let’s test it.
How many imperial minims of sweetness are required to neutralize the bitter bite of a sarcastic troll post delivered at a volume of 2 cubic miliPotrzebie, with a mass of 0.50 ngogn, and a specific heat of 0.271828 at an average temperature of 0.25 Phlegethon?
Round your answer to the nearest sarcastic unit of imperial minim of sweetness.
+118608 Ummmmm
I think it might be -8.2364pi imperial bitter minims ....://///
Can I have my banana daqueri now please ? I brought my own banana and I don't mind about a little bit of spit. :/
+2440 I think your answer is very close. Negative bitterness is sweetness. It’s sort of like the logarithms of the PH vs. POH thingies in chemistry.
I will make you a banana daiquiri as soon as Churgeon Morgan Tud’s ghost-exorcising program finishes its magic. This crystal sphere is hanging in the distant past for minutes after each command. It not only has ghosts, they are trolling me.
I’m having a banana daiquiri now. I only put about 150 imperial minims of rum in it –just enough to flavor it. No more hangovers for me until Christmas.
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Your banana daiquiri is waiting for you at the top of the this tree.
+118608 Thanks Ginger,
That is really fabulous. I am as pleased as punch. Or maybe that is a pleased as Ale :))
That is a fabulous tribute.
I am very pleased that LancelotLink did not take his personal chef with him.
Your Daiquiri creation tastes divine, it has exactly the right amount of imperial minims ! :)
