Connie’s dog Fido weighs 35 pounds. Her vet placed Fido on a diet. what inequality can you write to find the average number of pounds fido must lose monthly to reach a healthier weight of 28 pounds within 6 months
If you just change the poor dogs name to something better, like Spot or Rover, then the dogs self-esteem will improve and he will not need to eat so much to “medicate” his depression.
If that doesn’t work, find him a new mistress.
If that doesn’t work, just change his name to Porky.
This sounds like excellent advice Nauseated.
Do you work as a canine pschycholgist?
If not then perhaps you should consider it.
This could be of dual benefit.
Pet therapy is known to have great benefits, it is very soothing.
A career change may be in order.
One thing I like about dogs is they rarely nauseate me – even when they roll in carrion. The very few that do manage to, I feed to my cats. They usually just barf them up, though. I guess the cats are nauseated too. :)
Pet therapy does not seem to have made you placid. I guess nothing works all the time.