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Hello Lovely World! It is I, Captain Man here, pleasure to do any service. You may know me cuz I protect the good citizens of Swellview! And if you know me, you may also know I have Kid Danger as a sidekick. Pledge to never ever tell anyone mine or Kid Danger's secret identity. (I don't care about mine, but Kid Danger cares about his)

And if you do know me or/and Kid Danger, then you watch Henry Danger on Nickelodeon.

Well hello there, and I've recently seen the perils of this math website (probably to learn how to use pi, you know I didn't have any normal teenage years). And I saw danger.

And I'm here to protect the good citizens of Camelot now and Swellview!

It's really rare to see me protect a city (I normally only protect Swellview), but finding out that the mod gods and the admins can't handle the perils alone, I realized they needed some help.

And I am here today to do just that: keep the forums safe from falling apart.

 Jun 27, 2015

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God!!!! You both need to get a life!!!

 Jun 27, 2015
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Thank you  ...   maybe

But

Camelot is not a city, Camelot is a magical realm.  

You should get that right!  You should know what you are protecting !!

 Jun 27, 2015
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sorry, Queen Guinevere I

remember, when my father took me out of school at my 8th birthday when I was indestructable, he took me to a superhero training school (and they dont teach any difference between a city and a magical realm) and this is the first magical realm i encounter. only Kid Danger is the only superhero who knows the difference, cuz for one, hes 13, and 2, he still goes to school

so yea, i admit im not a genius like the rest of you are, cuz i never got to learn those facts when i was a kid and a teen. just been training how to be a hero.

and thats probably why i may not do some math answering often.

 Jun 27, 2015
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Well Squire Man, so long as thee addresses the Queen with due respect all shall be well.

I do not think that we have the rank of Captain in the Queen's army.  

 Jun 27, 2015
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no worries

there doesnt have to be a captain rank

thats just my name

besides, im the captain of my own shop, Junk N Stuff

 Jun 27, 2015
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Alright then, thee be Squire CaptainMan.   

 Jun 27, 2015
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it is done

if youll excuse me, i need to b**w some bubbles and watch swellview for a bit

and kid dangers right, it feels good blowing bubbles

 Jun 27, 2015
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and by bubbles, we mean bubble gum

 Jun 27, 2015
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ok, off you go Cap'n    

 Jun 27, 2015
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Its Captain man!

so, hows life at swellview? Is piper annoying you guys at all? Is Jasper having trouble taking off his jeans?

oh, hows charolette doing at junk n stuff? 

 Jun 27, 2015
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I think someones been watching too much Henry Danger lately

1: thank god crime rates are down in swellview, which is the only city i protect (camelots a magical realm). Crime occurence rates been down by 5%

2: pipers been annoying us...a lot....by 10%

3: jasper stuck in his jeans has gone down 20%

4: charolettes been doing well at junk n stuff. Products sold rate at junk n stuff has gone up 15%.not bad

now, i have questions for you, titanium rome

1: how do you know me so well? You sound like a stalker

2: i know youre the gadget man here, making all this cool stuff and also the misunderstood man here, who is getting hated all the time. But hey, these gadgets are cool. Maybe i can buy some, for lets see, $250 in swellview currency (swellview currency is 75% of us currency, which means you really get more cash). Maybe i can buy some? Some of mine are outdated, need some upgrades.

3: pledge to never ever tell anyone mine or kid dangers secret identity? And promise to never reveal the secret location of the man cave?

 Jun 27, 2015
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God!!!! You both need to get a life!!!

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And you sir, are correct 

*audience laugh

 Jun 27, 2015
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1: im not a stalker. Youre on worldwide tv (nickelodeon specifically) and all of the stuff i asked is from henry danger.

2: sure. What new and cool gadgets can i get for you?

3: i plegde to never ever reveal the secrets of captain man and kid danger

 Jun 27, 2015
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1: obviously im on tv. its just too creepy the fact that thousands and millions of people are watching me.

2: alright then. how about a laser minigun, or, the fire demon, or maybe some prototypes or katanas please?

3: it is done then

now its time again for me to head over to swellview.

 Jun 27, 2015
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HolyShit Henry Danger is the shittiest shitshow west of the mississipi and the south of the mississipi (both sides). If you watch it just drop dead like a piece ofshit. That show is so dumpy. If you watch thatshit die, because lifes not worth living.

 Jun 28, 2015
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If this CaptainMan account is really Cooper Barnes, then I have one word for him. Please quit your job.

 Jun 28, 2015
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It is I, the evil Dr. Minyak, and I have escaped! I'm coming for you, Captain Man! Oh, and by the way, your TV show is horrible! Go work at McDonald's or Wendy's instead.

 Jun 28, 2015
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anon 1 response: maybe i do need a new life, to the life store!

anon 2 response: so, henry danger is the worst, huh? I honestly think that is a really immature adult that wants to be a kid again, so he watches my little pony and barbie every day. Im sure those 2 shows have a worse chance of winning a oscars award than henry danger. Dont even get me started on battle royale and the hunger games.

also, you cuss too much. You kiss your mom or gf or wife (or vise versa) with that mouth? Unbelievable. You need some braces or brush your teeth to clean them.

anon 3 response: im sure this isnt cooper barnes. Im sure captain man is really some dude or girl that is being s symbol of hope to many members who have been hated and hating on you since the beginning of camelot history. And i honestly see this as a time of rebellion and a genius way.........to quit you anons!

 Jun 28, 2015
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To captain man:

1: alright, i get that youre on tv. and yes, it may be creepy, but i cant confirm that until im on tv.

2: alright, deal accepted. We will have it delivered to junk n stuff in no more than 48 hours.

3: it is done as well.

 Jun 28, 2015
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Wow, an anon finally decided to come out and make an account.

its too bad that kid danger called you dr. Maniac in the tears of jolly beetle episode, and i will do the same, dr. Maniac!

work at wendys or mc donalds? Better than working at walmart or 711! Wow, cheap shot, maniac.

 Jun 28, 2015
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who knew that there was a censoring system here?

thx admin, i must say, now this is a useful feature for some anons.

 Jun 29, 2015

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