A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
two daughters and two moms went to a hamburger shop each one got a hamburger but only three hamburgers were ordered. how does that work?
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
Haha! Sadly, that would be me, at some point of my life!
You two have given me a big smile to start my day. :D
I like #6 best. That is something I could see myself doing. hahaha.
I'm glad we put a smile on your face!
I'm pretty sure that I'll be doing that, too!