+8581 I've got some riddles, jokes, and lyrics. If anyone would like to participate. :)
+1667 Your momma is so big, that whenever she jumps, she high-fives God on the way down.
+8581 am i allowed to do, "Your momma is so fat jokes"? These jokes will not be pointed to anyone!
+8581 Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Omgg! XD !
+8581 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Bahaha
+1667 Once upon a time, your mom got into the elephant enclosure at the zoo.
The zookeeper walked by and said, "As you can see here, there is a fat, grey, slow, animal."
"And on this side, there's an elephant."
+1667 Your momma is so big, that whenever she jumps, she high-fives God on the way down.
+1667 Your mom is so fat that mapmakers only take breaks when she sits down.
+8581 Correct XD.
Heres some lyrics! Have to find out which song it came from!!
ou gon have to do more than just (say it)
You gon have to do less when you (do it)
Tell mama you know I (show it)
Always want you to (prove it)
You gon have to do more than just (say it)
You gon have to do less when you (do it)
Tell mama you know I (show it)
See you gon need to more than just (prove it)
Here is an old one:
Yo mama is so fat, when someone yells "Haul a*s!" she has to make TWO trips !
+8581 Ommg! I LOVE THIS ONE! (:
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
+8581 A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
LOL!
