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know any good math jokes

 Jan 11, 2017

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 Jan 12, 2017
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What happened to the plant in the maths class?

 Jan 11, 2017
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It had it 'roots' exposed?

ElectricPavlov  Jan 12, 2017
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Hi EP, your one might have had its roots exposed, but my one grew square roots   cheeky

Melody  Jan 12, 2017
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Why was the newest Microsoft update Windows 10 and not Windows 9?

 

Because Windows 7 8 9. (If you don't get it, read it out loud.)

 Jan 12, 2017
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Nooooo Windows 7 how could you eat your friend :(

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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1.\(\sqrt{-1} \;8 \; \sum \; \pi \text{ and it tastes really good.}\)

 

2.\((P+L)(A+N) = PA + LA + PN + LN\\ \text{ Your plan has FOILed}\)

 

3.\(\text{An opinion without }\pi\text{ is just an onion.}\)

 

4. \(\text{5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.}\)

 

5. Q)Why is the acute triangle always upset?

5. A)Because it is never right.

 

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 Jan 12, 2017
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(cont'd)

7. A pizza with radius z and depth a has a volume of \(pi\cdot z\cdot z\cdot a\)

 

8. Q) Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

8. A) To get to the same side. 


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11. Q)Why was the Maths teacher late? 

11. A) He took the rhomBUS!!

 

12. Don't be mean. Be median or mode.

 

13. Q) What do baby parabolas drink?

13. A) Quadratic FORMULA!!

 

14. \(\sum \text{ people like Maths puns, }\sum \text{ don't}\)

 

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MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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Very nice Max !

Melody  Jan 12, 2017
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Thank you :P

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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I like those faces especially  the real face and the imaginary face.  !!!  :D

 

But I am stuck on the traslation of h and i :(

 

I'm gong to try and remember that rhombus one!    LOL    hahaha :)

Melody  Jan 12, 2017
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I don't know that too...... (h) and (i)......

 

My favourite one is the tangerine one though XD

 

I laughed so hard when I saw this image and I immediately input it in here.

 

P.S.: I made up the 'Don't be mean' one myself. Hope no one has posted it on the Internet faster than me :P

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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Gonna post more after I have done my revision for Biology :)

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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(cont'd)(2)

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MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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Those are great, Max......!!!!!!

 

 

 

cool cool cool

 Jan 12, 2017
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Thank you :P

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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cool cool cool

 Jan 12, 2017
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Those last 2 are brillliant Chris.  :)

 

IDENTITY THEFT        LOLLOLLOL  hahaha :D

 

I'm going to copy that one and post it on other sites :))

Melody  Jan 12, 2017
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The 4th one is rly funny.....
"Nice belt!!"

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017
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Two more........ and  that's all.....!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And my favorite :

 

 

 

cool cool cool

 Jan 12, 2017
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Melody Jan 12, 2017
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For Max's Math Smileys:

 

h) is grad smiley  (vector gradient),  so grad (gradient) on the left becomes grad (graduate) on the right.

 

i) is curl smiley (the vector cross product differentiation operator).

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 Jan 12, 2017
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Ooh. Thank you for your explanations :D

MaxWong  Jan 12, 2017

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