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Lyrics, Jokes & Such here!! ;)

 

I got friends and you got friends.
They hop out and you hop in.
I look fly and they jockin'.
The way you drop, drop
Makes me wanna pop

Is yo man,
On the floor?
If he ain't,
Let me know.
Lemme see if you can run it, run it.
Girl indeed I can run it, run it.

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 Feb 1, 2016

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 #8
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LOL! I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!

 Feb 1, 2016
 #1
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What Kind of bagel can fly?

A plain Bagel!

LOL!! >_>

 Feb 1, 2016
 #2
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Plain = "Plane"

 

 

 

cool cool cool

 Feb 1, 2016
 #3
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Yeah.. :D

Did I not say it right? :/

 Feb 1, 2016
 #4
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this had me confused and laughing at the same time

 Feb 1, 2016
 #5
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It's what I do.. Confuse people... Then they laugh.. LOL

 Feb 1, 2016
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oh well IT"S WORKINGsmileylol

 Feb 1, 2016
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Hey guys! Here is a joke!

 

 

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”

“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

“Then I’d be a football fan.”

 Feb 1, 2016
 #8
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LOL! I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!

DragonSlayer554 Feb 1, 2016
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LOL, DS.....!!!

 

 

cool cool cool

 Feb 1, 2016
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LOOL!!!!!!

 Feb 1, 2016
 #11
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OMG. I'm laughing so hard, I've got the Hic-ups again..

 Feb 1, 2016
 #12
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LOL AGAIN!

 Feb 1, 2016
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If a guy says you're cute...
he's looking at your smile. 
If a guy says you're HOT 
he's looking at your body. 
If a guy says you're pretty... 
he's looking at your face. 
But... If a guy says you're Beautiful... 
he's looking at your Heart <3 

 

* Blushes * !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Feb 1, 2016
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You are on a "roll,"  DS  !!!!!

 

 

cool cool cool

 Feb 1, 2016
 #15
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Can't a guy do that to me?? LOL

 Feb 1, 2016
 #16
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I can beat that Hayley!

 

 Feb 1, 2016
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Okk!!!

 

LOL

 Feb 1, 2016
 #18
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Every Tall boy needs a short girlfriend.. :D

LOL

 Feb 1, 2016
 #19
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LOL! SO i need a short girlfriend?

 Feb 1, 2016
 #20
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Yup. LLOL!!

 Feb 1, 2016
 #21
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I need to hear some cute quotes to make me smile :)

 Feb 1, 2016
 #22
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Like what?

 Feb 1, 2016
 #23
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I don't knoww.. That's your job! If you want a girlfriend, youve gotta make em' smilee. LOL

 Feb 1, 2016
 #24
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I made many smile, but they don't pay attention to me.

 Feb 1, 2016
 #25
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Lool!

thats what I think about Prince Charming:)

 Feb 1, 2016
 #26
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If I were a spelling bee judge, I would ask the contestant to spell "their". 100% of the time they will ask for me to say it in a sentence. The sentence I'll say? "They're building their house over there." :P

 Feb 1, 2016
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LOL rarinstraw!

 Feb 1, 2016
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This is probably the best post so far, and Hayley1 thanks for the ...you're Beautiful... he's looking at your Heart... im gonnna actuallly use that, LOL i'll tell you guys about the results XD

 Feb 2, 2016
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Omg this isn't exact humor like I remembered it

 

well, guess I gotta call my other ego

 

 

key terms:

peyton manning=me (Roman)

eli manning=me (Rome)

tom Brady=the newcomers/people of the modern Web 2.0 Calc era 

John Elway=CPhill

Dragon Lance=Cam Newton

Melody=Joe Montana

etc. etc. etc.

 Feb 2, 2016

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