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Where do you go if your cold?

in a conner because it's 90 degrees!

LOOOOOL!!! >_>

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 Jan 28, 2016
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I see what you did there LOL

 Jan 28, 2016
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What did the Bee say to the Girl Bee?

your Bee-utiful!!

LOOL! >_> <_<

 Jan 28, 2016
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There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average. 

 Jan 28, 2016
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bahaha. It's great to see you :)

 Jan 28, 2016
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You too.

 

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a little later, three people walk out.

The physicist says, "The initial measurement was incorrect."

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

And the mathematician says, "If exactly one person enters that house, it will be empty."

 Jan 28, 2016
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Hayey, can you explain the last joke for me?

 Jan 28, 2016
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You do not understand my Bee Joke???

 Jan 28, 2016
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Think he/she meant mine

 

Physicts - measures physical items or objects- so he said he messed up measuring how many people walked in

Biologist- study anatomy of living things- so he thought they had s*x and had a baby

Mathmatician-treats it like an equation-    2-3=-1

2=two people walking in

3= three people walking out

-1 means that there is a negative person in there, so if 1 walked in, there wouldn't be anybody in there

 Jan 28, 2016

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