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What is your favorite type of dog?

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MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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my bae

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YOU, ON A LEASH!

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Leave me alone. Stop being such a jerk.

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Weiner dog with mustard relish & onions They are very delicious

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Really! I like german shepherd pie with sauerkraut

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cocker spaniels are my fav. but most are fatty tasting because they are over fed.

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I like all dogs. I don't dogscriminate.

DerpofTheAbyss  Mar 29, 2017
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lol  

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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I like three-dog soup. I usually eat it after winter is over and I don’t need the three dogs for three-dog nights. 

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Since when are dogs a tasty substitute for cheese?

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Sounds good! What kind of dogs do you use in your soup?

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Chihuahuas are really sweet,  and tangy too... (I dont always favor the yappy things)

German Shephards Would offer the hearty cofort of shephards pie....

What else would fit?

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
edited by MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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For soup, it’s usually Rottweiler, pit-bull, and poodle. Sometimes I use turkey too. I feed the dogs cheese then cook up the dogs.  This gives them a mellow and creamy flavor.   

 

Yes, Chihuahuas are sweet and good. I like them with taco sauce. 

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Lol laugh

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Do you use spicy salsa to even it out, and lettuce for freshness

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Where did you learn how prepare all the recipes?

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Oh, I run a dog-food restaurant called the Cat’s Meow of Hush-Puppies and Roadkill.

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Wait what??

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Why did you name it that? How did you come up with it?

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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A restaurant, yes, that make since.

So what are some of your unique and pricey dishes?

GingerAle  Mar 29, 2017
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Good question! What about the top five popular?

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Hot dog....however......a hamburger sounds good, too.....!!!!

 

 

 

cool cool cool

CPhill  Mar 29, 2017
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Lol now I want one!

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Sorry for the delay. Someone placed an order for a Pound Puppy.

 

Oh yes, Spicy salsa does even out the sweetness of Chihuahua. Lettuce is always a favorite.    

 

This is actually my second restaurant. My first one was called the Dog Food Cafe. Most thought it was a place they could bring their dog and order a snack for him from a menu. They were kind of put off by what was on the menu.    

 

My best and priciest menu items are Pekinese in Bark Sauce, BloodHound Sausage, Cream of Wheaton Terrier with Collie Flower, Weinerdog Schnitzel, Shih-tzu on a shingle, and French Poodle Fries,

 

For desserts they are Yorkshire Pudding Terrier,  Beagle with cream cheese, Chocolate and Butterscotch Lab Sundaes, and Great Danish.

GingerAle  Mar 29, 2017
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Lol ok, though when it comes to a place where people can order food for their dog on a menu, I actually plan to open one soneday....

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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You know, I think your restaurant will do really well. There will be a lot of happy dogs who will want to visit.  smiley

GingerAle  Mar 29, 2017
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Really? Thanks! 

Are the dogs you use treated well....

MysticalJaycat  Mar 29, 2017
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Hi MysticalJaycat,

 

It seems that Toto the dog has pulled back the curtain and reviled the Troll’s secret Chimp identity. surprise

 

I volunteer at a nokill pet shelter and we are often asked what happens to the dogs and cats that are not adopted.  Because of my mischievous troll chimp nature, I will sometimes say we donate them to food banks and homeless shelter kitchens to help feed people.

 

Most realize, as you did, that this is a jest or a joke and we all have a macabre laugh. Occasionally, one will freak-out, especially when I offer to place them on an email list for sampling when we donate them. One time I offered to sell a book of my favorite dog and cat recipes to a “woman of means.” She seemed interested, so I added that this week we had a special: with her purchase, she could have her pick of any two large breed dogs or four cats to test the recipes. She fainted.  Oops!  I quit doing that.

 

Anyway, I decided to tease (troll) you because I’ve read your posts and I know you are intelligent and have a sense of humor, and most importantly, you wouldn’t freak out. 

 

To answer your latest question, yes, the dogs (and cats) are treated very well. We find forever homes for them very quickly. smiley     

GingerAle  Mar 30, 2017
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Well, lol it was rather funny! Lol I knew that it is most likely illegal do feed on pets, but it is cool that you volunteer at a pet shelter, especially a nokill one... animals tend to be my deep passion and my parents told me that I'm allowed to volunteer too! there is a little park by where I live and in that park is a place where a group of people rescue injured animals (mainly wild birds) you can go there and get a free tour, and look inside an awesome gift shop, and t all goes toward caring for the animals...

BTW thanks for the compliment.... 

MysticalJaycat  Mar 30, 2017

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