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I am going to be first to post. Beat you ! Hahaha
Admin has got us back on the air.
Thanks Admin 
+1036 Now I can get back to trolling. . . . I mean answering math questions in a proper manner.
+129852 Nauseated......your monkeys weren't "monkeying around" on here to cause that crash, were they ???
+11912 Oh thank god it's alive again! I've been checking periodically!well hello everyone!
im so sad tagged only yesterday it hAd to happen! It's been a year and one day with this forum !
+118673 Happy aniversary for yesterday Rosala! I shall give you a gift of 5 points. How about that :)))
+11912 Awesome! I've got many plans which will soon be posted! They're already prepared!!
+129852 And I'll add another 3 for you, rosala........it's always nice to have you here....!!!!!
+11912 It always nice to have all of us here! Bows to your CPhill! And a rose too!
+4711 WOW!
I got super scared! At first I tried my username and password like 5 times, then i thought someone accessed my account.
But, then I realised no one was on for a couple of hours and there was no recent posts, i was slightly relieved as it wasn't just me but some malfunction. I had been checking continuously on the site then i was getting worried again that this might be really serious!
I even Emailed Mr Massow on the problem. Then when i saw Melody's post i was so relieved but i still couldn't login, so then i was getting worried- again (lol)- but now it works!
+129852 First time since I've been on here (about 14 months).......ghosts in the machine......!!!!!
+11912 Me too mathsgod! I started to feel serious things like has Andre destroyed the site or is he working on it or has it recently god banned in my country or is my internet or is there are problem in my gadgets! Then after trying in my phone Google Firefox I came to know at last it's a some-time problem! Trust me these thought came in my mind!
+675 I could log into my account by I couldn't ask or answer anything.
+2973 Yea im too nice sometimes.
Another point to Rosala from a year of Titanium Success.
We wish you well, in your coming years of life Rosala
+4711 I just wanted to point this out.
Does anyone see user: "D R Muse". I see him almost every day but he's got no points/posts and he's been on since 2013!
+129852 He's on another Webcalc2.0 forum in a different language, MG......{I don't know which one......}
+1036 Nauseated......your monkeys weren't "monkeying around" on here to cause that crash, were they ???
I wondered if that might be the case, CPhill, so I sent an email to Lancelot Link asking if he knew anything about 2.0calc’s logon and post failure. To my surprise Chimp Loki replied, instead of Lancelot.
He said, "Careful investigation of the evidence shows CPhill posted on both occasions just before failure occurred. While it’s not conclusive, it indicates a major contribution to the system’s malfunction. . . .."
He added: “. . . one doesn’t need to be a monkey to monkey around.”
Looks very incriminating to me . . . What do you think, Melody?
+129852 I'll have to admit that it does look suspicious for me.........but......Sisyphus actually provided those answers using my ID.........
He claims he has zero knowledge about how it all happened.......
+129852 Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, Nauseated......but...it looks like Loki is making some extra cash on the side by crashing websites.........I know this news come hard........but......a picture is worth a thousand bucks, er....... words.......
After further questioning, Loki claims to be suffering from CDD.......Cash Deficiency Disorder.....
I suspect that your cheap pay scale is at the root of this......
Take a tip from me.......Sisyphus's paychecks include no less than four zeroes..... {of course, I can't be too extravagant.....only two of them actually occur before the decimal point.....}
Your Humble Servant and Mod,
Sir CPhill
+2973 yes we are finally back on air!
i made it happen, mom!
okay, now that the forums is back on air, so is Royality (and Camelot)
also, Heather will be coming back soon or tomorrow for a new news report on channel 21, talking about the Night Of Silence (what just happened wih nobody online), the attack that just occurred on Memorial Weekend on the United Vikings, and I got a new job as a camera operator of the show, and i have big news to make, but we will get to that when Heather does her news report
as you can see, being an emperor is difficult, but leading a good and mighty empire is worth all of that pain
oh wait, i just got a new text message from the real school broadcast
omg, this is horrifying!
NOOOOOO!!! THIS SPELLS DISASTER TO OUR ALLIANCE!
okay, guys, we may have ruled for 5 years now aka half a decade, and we have been successful in most battles (except for 2, which were minor anyways), but i think this summer or the next school year might finally have a pill that will put mine to sleep
it is life threatening! if quick action isnt taken, the whole empire might fall!!! even Royality mustangs and CH Royality II!!!
a new empire has risen, and they are going to attack.....
okay war is still searching...
W*F!!!??? THEY'RE ATTACKING US!!???
if you want to know what happened, find out in the next report of Channel 21 News!
