Who needs a girl to talk to?

she got in a dangerous fight with my rival

and she bit my rival's hand

she could've died that day

she could've gone to jail that day

she got expelled instead, which was more upsetting

Well, today my BFF ditched me over her date, Sam Tedechski

My bf cheated on me 

That is nothing compared to what I have faced 3 1/2 years ago

My ex girlfriend was expelled, that's worse than getting cheated on or getting ditched!

Guys, in 10 minutes, Heather Feather will arrive!

Do you mean she was expelled from school? What did she do?