Would anyone like to hear some jokes?? :)

A blonde girl is at a ventriloquist act. The ventriloquist starts to tell a bunch of blonde jokes and everybody in the room is laughing hysterically.

The blonde girl stands up and yells "Hey jerk! Not all blondes are dumb. You need to stop with the cheap jokes!"

The ventriloquist says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"

The blonde interrupts him "Stay out of it! I was talking to the little man on your leg."

wanat hear a jok????

ur love lief..

wnt to hear anoder joke .........ur face AHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH 

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heyyy van u help me on my finals its the one where the title says help finals  and the question is about the value of x

Hi guys

whats ur email

huh???

whats ur gmail ???

why?

i wanna talk if u want to 

we can talk on here (:

i dont like talking publicaly that much i mean i wanna get to know u sooo i dont think u want everyone else to know who u r pluss do u have a kik or oovoo

nope and nope, why not make an account??

It's free!!

i tried but it said error unknown activation code id soo i couldnt make an account 

try doing it again?

You need a gmail account . :)

ik i have one its emmbedded1709

okay, try making one again, they want you to verify it, so then you'd have to go to your gmail, and click the code thingy..

Second time is a charmm!

i need the activation code id to activate my account 

then go to your gmail acccount, and it should b there

its not on there i got the email but not the code 

are yeaa sure?? Hmm. 

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo mama so fat when god said "There shell be light!" after seeing Yo mama he turned off the lights!

yea!!!!!

do you still need help creating an accountt?

no.... do u have gmail account 

Um... this is a jokes page that you created hayley1

okay, whats ur problem??? wh wont it make you an account?? maybe you did something wrong

nvm im not even gonna try anymore

lol okayyy

A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"

Omgg. I'm dying right now!!

Hayley1 so ugly that one derection went the other derection

wooow...

Hayley1 so stupid that she brought a spoon to the superboll and beababy brought milk!

A blonde went into a store and said "I want to buy this microwave" and the storekeeper said back " Sorry we dont sell to blondes". 

So she came back to the store the next day with a red wig and said "I want to buy this microwave" and the storekeeper said " Sorry we dont sell to blondes.

So the next day she came back with a brown wig and said "I want to buy this microwave" and the storekeeper said "Sorry we dont sell to blondes". At this point she was getting mad and said "WHY!" and the storekeeper said because first of all that is not a microwave that is a T.V!!"

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