Dragonlance

If the cows are on the hill I can bring you muck boots so you not slip as much when you push the bolder. :)

You know I pretty sure it was Naus who trick you into looking for the roman zero. It seem like his writing.

http://web2.0calc.com/questions/how-many-current-digits-of-pi-are-known

Wow look at all the points Naus  get on his birthday post to you.  I guess a lot of people think it’s funny. I get a lot on my story posts but not that many.  

Hahaha I would be a great BS scout. If there is one thing I know it is BS. I shovel tons of it. I can tell if it is from a heifer, cow, steer, or a intact bull.  I pretty good at sniffing out the people kind too because there is way more of that around.  hahaha

Amber and my mom usually think it is gross or rude too.  It really depend on when I do it. Sometimes they think it is funny too. Amber do more than my mom.  Burping and farting is mostly a boys code. I not really know why we think it is so funny. Maybe it is the reaction we get from girls. :)  Your brother know it make you mad and that sort of give him a power. But even if you act like you not notice, he probably still do it just because he think it is funny.

You can read about the Ouija boards history here. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija

Thank you Melody. I not write this year’s Christmas stories yet I usually do it after the new year.  I have another one from 2 years ago. Really I have two more. The other one is from last year and is partly Marisol’s birthday and partly Christmas time stories.  It is a long narrative and it not make any sence if I not pos the whole thing. I post the short one first.   

Hi Rosala Yeah I plenty naughty sometimes. :)

Ever since I do the dog joke on Charlotte she check under her car almost every time before she drive it.

I not open my presents yet.  I know what Santa give me this year. It is a nicely wrapped box of horse manure with a message from Santa that say I still on his SOL list. hahaha

Yeah I know what you mean about the supernatural things. I really not know why full grown adults believe these things.  Sometimes I feel like I live in the dark ages. It get so old and tiring hearing this BS all the time.  I figure out Santa is not real before I was 6 and I figure out the religion is not real before I was 12. I guess some do and some don't. :/

Oh sorry. I was editing the Christmas stories to post on here and I forgot the Ouija board post because it is more Halloween. Some people think that is the devils birthday. Kind of funny posting it on Christmas. hahaha  

I post it now. 

Yes she is a very good ballerina. When a student get to be advanced then they teach other students and that help them learn too.

She not make up her mind yet about Prokoviev or Tchaikovsky. She like them both but she like Prokofiev R&J the most.  This one will be different from most ballets because we will do the balcony scene with dialogue so it is a little like an opera but we not sing it though.  

You are right but I have 3 left feet. :)

Cool. I post the Ouija board story first because it was ready. It have one bad word and I put a star in it. I post the Christamas stories later today.

My mom used to wash my mouth out with soap when I use bad words. She stop when I was 12 because she use up all the soap. Hahaha

You know Ms Melody some of the books we read for class have cuss words in them. The teacher usually say a book have cursing and give the student another book to read if they not want to read it. Only three students so far say they want the other book because their moms not want them to read it.   One read it anyway she just not tell her mom.  

I will make a joke in class in January when we start Romeo and Juliette. I will say my mom not want me to read it because they commit suicide at the end.  Hahaha   I been reading and studying it already with Amber for months. She want me to do the balcony scene with her in a ballet recital sometime next year. She also choreograph this herself. I get to be a ballerino for a day.  Her teachers are plenty happy to have me because there are not many boys who do ballet.  I not a dancer at all and I also feel plenty funny wearing tights but I have some old socks I can use that will add to the costume. Hahaha

My journal narrative also have a story about ballet that is funny. I might put that on here too.   

Merry Christmas Melody, CPhill, and Rosala :)

You are either a dumbshit or a smartbutt troll. I not know which one.  But these 2 sentences are in a 2 page story that was one part of 18 pages.  My teacher say my writing was a "seamlessly threaded narrative of the past and present" of my life. And most writers not know how to do that until they study writing in college. So there! :)

I have 2 Christmas stories and a lot of other stories too.  I should put them on here. The forum is slow now and Rosala not make any of her fun posts for a long time.   What do you think Melody and CPhill? 

I mention putting my Ouija board post on here but no one say anything. Probably no one see it.  It is really funny. :)

http://web2.0calc.com/questions/hmmm_1#r9

I pull a joke on My little sister last year.  I tell her Santa put me on his SOL list.

She want to know what SOL is I tell her it was Elf language for the naughty list.

That is one of my journal stories for my English class. Really funny :)

SOL = Sort of Out of Luck  :) hahaha

This sound like you are ribbing us.