Dragonlance

I have lots of mule muffins I can give as a consolation prize. :)

This is cool!

OK I get 8.93 feet in one second. What do you get XV

Yeah. How do we really know who anyone is? It’s kind of fun though.

I will tell you what I am.

I am a transvestite dog who like to dress up as a cat. hahahaha

Is that you Mr. Anol? CPhill not just give the answer he show how to do it. In case you not notice this question is about a year old. I remember when CPhill answer it.

Everyone learn math differently and everyone who answer on here teach it differently.  Learning from different ways to do the same things give the best understanding.

In less than 2 years I learn over 3 years of math on here from Melody, CPhill, Alan, Heureka  and others too.  I am still learning and I also answer questions too. I not just give the answer I show how to do it. That also help me to learn and remember it. So everyone learn something then.

There is one other thing too. If someone give you something then you are not stealing it.

You should go lock you self in a bank vault until you feel better. Make sure the time clock is set for next year. hahahaha

When I first work out how to do radians I kept going around in circles. hahahaha

My first math answer for this year:)

Take the cuberoot of the cube volume to get the side length.

\(\sqrt[3]{1000} = 10\)

Diagonal of a cube is

\(s*\sqrt{3} = d\\ 10*\sqrt{3} = 17.32 \)

That is equal to the diameter of the sphere

Now take half that for the radius

\(\dfrac{17.32}{2} = 8.66\)

Then the volume of the the sphere is

\(\dfrac{4}{3}\pi * 8.66^3 = 2720.5 ~ units \)

So the smallest sphere that will hold a cube of 1000 is 2720.5 units

When are you going to post your story about putting Marisol’s doll on the mantel?

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Hi Guest

I probably post it this week. 

You don’t believe in God? I would think you would because your family seems so happy and ideal. Are you treated differently by your family or other church members because of this?

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Posts about religion are usually deleted. I not know if this post really fit the religion category. I guess I find out.  If you make a account I can explain more if you want by message.

It’s not that I think god do not exist. A god might exist but we not anywhere advanced enough to understand this kind of being who can make a universe. Can a bug understand a human? We only just start to understand a small speck of the world and universe and most who teach about the god who make all this not even know basic science or math. They teach from writings that are thousands of years old back when people not know what a germ is or gravity and think there is only 4 elements. They also think the Earth is the center of the universe and until about 300 years ago they might burn you at the stake if you say it is not.

You know they not even know what a zero was back then.  Sir CPhill is on a quest to find the roman zero.  The god Zeus told him it was in Sisyphus bolder. Hahaha   That is part of the legend of web2.0calc’s Camelot. The Camelot posts are a lot of fun. You should come and join in those and the math posts too.

I am treated differently because I believe differently, but I not treated bad or anything. The church believe in free will and a lot of people have different ways of believing, but I am the only agnostic. I think they mostly admire my honesty. A few might look down on me but if it wasn’t for that reason it would be something else.   People are people no matter where they are.

There was one thing they not like. This is from my journal and it was then when everyone find out I was not a believer anymore.  To me it was just a fun joke but it was like throwing rocks at a hornet’s nest.  hahaha

Dragonlance’s Journal stories.

Santa Clause is coming to the Manger.

When I was 12 I make up a Christmas story of where Santa Clause come from for the kids in children’s church. The regular teacher was helping with the Christmas pageant and left Amber and me in charge. I tell them a story about how thousands of years ago that Jesus got pissed at Santa Claus and kick him out of heaven. Well Santa Claus decide he like to get back in so he get the idea to give presents to Jesus after he is born on Earth.

Though Jesus was now a baby he was still pissed and not want presents from Santa. So Santa decide to make the best of the situation and he give all the presents to other children who like them plenty and they still like Santa even after they grow up and not get presents any more.

I also tell them they not hear it before because this story is secret and a lot of people don’t like it because they not want anyone to know that baby Jesus not want a gift from someone. But I tell them he was a baby and babies are sometimes fussy so that explain why. It is not a bad thing it is just a baby being a baby. I tell them to keep this story a secret because it might upset some people.  But it not take two days for me to hear about it.

Amber hear this story when I tell it and she think it is funny but she say I might go tohell for telling the children this story. So far that not happen but I did get in big trouble for doing it. Mostly from my mom but some from my dad even though he think it was funny too. The church elders want me to tell the children the truth else they act like they going to put me in a stocking and roast my chestnuts on a open fire while they sing Here Comes Santa Clause.  hahaha

I tell the children the elders are upset about the story and want me to tell you it is not true. I remind them the story was secret and would upset some people if they hear about it, and said some of you blabber mouths told the secret and upset everyone who not like this story. So you need to learn to keep secrets else Santa will put you on his naughty list. 

The elders not like the way I tell them the truth and they tell the children it was not true and Santa Clause is not real. That was a big mistake and some of the children start to cry.  I say oh yes he is. He bring presents every year. If he is not real who bring those presents? Some of the kids know and say it is mom and dad who bring them.  I say that is because you don’t believe in Santa and he not give presents to children who not believe in him so your mom and dad put his name on the present so you not feel left out.  

Anyway I was not allowed to help in children’s church anymore.  The kids miss me though and want me back. Some also tell me they wont blab any more. Hahaha

Yes I do but I not the type who kiss and tell. :)

You’re right CPhill that’s true. It really is SIL for Hero :)

Marisol see my present from Santa under the tree and she was real excited about it because she think it mean I not on his naughty SOL list anymore. She was real disappointed when she saw the manure (Hero’s contribution) and the note from Santa telling me I’m not quite off the SOL list.  The note also say “I give you this manure to let you know that Hero is not on my SOL list and I’ll be bringing a girlfriend for him next year.”  Marisol is happy. She think they will have babies. :)

My uncle is getting more mules next year and I hope at least one is a girl else I’ll have to tell Marisol that Hero is gay. Hahahah  

My mom and dad will not think that is funny at all. hahahaha

Amber ask me if I will do the SOL joke again next year. I tell her probably not because it would be like beating a dead horse. :)

It would be like marrying a lady without firstly asking her father for her hand.  Only a man of low morals would do such a thing and Sir CPhill is not such a man.

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Sir CPhill did you ask your wife’s father for her hand in marriage?

Amber told me when I ask her dad for her hand in marriage he will tell me I have to take the rest of her too . hahaha

I not ask him that for a long time because we are way too young to get married, but I did ask him for permission to court his daughter. That is one of my journal stories.