Sad Birthday I Say :(

I pull a joke on My little sister last year.  I tell her Santa put me on his SOL list.

She want to know what SOL is I tell her it was Elf language for the naughty list.

That is one of my journal stories for my English class. Really funny :)

SOL = Sort of Out of Luck  :) hahaha

We're glad you're still with us, DS.....!!!

Here's your cake......

Hi DragonSlayer554,

I am sorry you didn't get a real cake and real presents   

BUT

I gave you a birthday cake on your birthday

I even backed it up with a private message to make sure you would see it !

https://web2.0calc.com/questions/happy-birthday-dragonslayer554

Thanks Chris, but I want an edible cake. Just kidding. nice bannana orange guy

Happy birthday Dragonslayer

How come you not get any presents or a cake?

I though only Santa Claus have a naughty and nice list.

Maybe you were put on the SOL list hahaha

What is SOL  Lance?  

SOL definition......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SOL

LOL!!!!!!

Thanks Chris, I thought it would be something like that.    LOL     :)

You turned in a two sentence journal story for an English class assignment?

Your teacher must have been really impressed!

You are either a dumbshit or a smartbutt troll. I not know which one.  But these 2 sentences are in a 2 page story that was one part of 18 pages.  My teacher say my writing was a "seamlessly threaded narrative of the past and present" of my life. And most writers not know how to do that until they study writing in college. So there! :)

I have 2 Christmas stories and a lot of other stories too.  I should put them on here. The forum is slow now and Rosala not make any of her fun posts for a long time.   What do you think Melody and CPhill? 

I mention putting my Ouija board post on here but no one say anything. Probably no one see it.  It is really funny. :)

http://web2.0calc.com/questions/hmmm_1#r9

Yes, you are right DL the forum is very slow.

You can post your stories if you like.  We all enjoy a good laugh and you say they are funny.

You can put up your Ouija board post, if you want, too.

We'd like you to cut out your swearing though.

I think if your teacher approved your writing then it woud not be full of bad language :)

Cool. I post the Ouija board story first because it was ready. It have one bad word and I put a star in it. I post the Christamas stories later today.

My mom used to wash my mouth out with soap when I use bad words. She stop when I was 12 because she use up all the soap. Hahaha

You know Ms Melody some of the books we read for class have cuss words in them. The teacher usually say a book have cursing and give the student another book to read if they not want to read it. Only three students so far say they want the other book because their moms not want them to read it.   One read it anyway she just not tell her mom.  

I will make a joke in class in January when we start Romeo and Juliette. I will say my mom not want me to read it because they commit suicide at the end.  Hahaha   I been reading and studying it already with Amber for months. She want me to do the balcony scene with her in a ballet recital sometime next year. She also choreograph this herself. I get to be a ballerino for a day.  Her teachers are plenty happy to have me because there are not many boys who do ballet.  I not a dancer at all and I also feel plenty funny wearing tights but I have some old socks I can use that will add to the costume. Hahaha

My journal narrative also have a story about ballet that is funny. I might put that on here too.   

Hi Dragonlance,

I have difficulty seeing you dancing in tights, I think you would have two left feet,  but I bet Amber is beautiful in her role of ballerina Juliette.

Is she doing the Prokoviev version or the Tchaikovsky version?  Amber must be quite gifted if she also choreorgraphed it herself.    

Anyway, Dragonlance, are you going to give us your Ouija board story or not?  Your audience awaits.   

Oh sorry. I was editing the Christmas stories to post on here and I forgot the Ouija board post because it is more Halloween. Some people think that is the devils birthday. Kind of funny posting it on Christmas. hahaha  

I post it now. 

Yes she is a very good ballerina. When a student get to be advanced then they teach other students and that help them learn too.

She not make up her mind yet about Prokoviev or Tchaikovsky. She like them both but she like Prokofiev R&J the most.  This one will be different from most ballets because we will do the balcony scene with dialogue so it is a little like an opera but we not sing it though.  

You are right but I have 3 left feet. :)