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More anti-jokes time!!! Remember, dark humor may be required, but they should still be funny. I am going into random ones this time, so they may or may not be funny. 

 

 

 

how do you k**l a blonde? 

-a gun, knife or any other lethal object

 

 

 

 

Why was the Jewish man put to death? 

Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

 

 

 

 

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

 

 

 

 

What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? 

A married couple

 

 

 

And, last but not least:

 

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? 

Alcohol poisoning.

 

 

 

 

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