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Back with more riddles- see what you guys have to say about this one-

 

If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?

 

The solution is hilarious.

 

You don't really have to use math...

 

It's funny when you get it- it's not when you dont- you'll think I'm crazy.

(Actually, people think I'm crazy normally so let's skip that part.)

 

Answer if you want: ROOSTERS DONT LAY EGGS! LOLOLOL

-😎

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 Jul 22, 2019
edited by tommarvoloriddle  Jul 22, 2019
edited by tommarvoloriddle  Jul 22, 2019
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I've never seen a rooster that can lay eggs......perhaps it is a hen that IDENTIFIES as a rooster?   Haha  !  cheeky

 Jul 22, 2019
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yeah, your right...

 

Roosters dont lay eggs...

tommarvoloriddle  Jul 22, 2019
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Wait, so technically the answer is 0?

dgfgrafgdfge111  Jul 23, 2019
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If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?

 

the rooster is a male chicken so if you buy a rooster for eggs you will have seamen for breakfest

 

aka seamen is male fertilizer(spe*rm)

 

for the young girls sorry for the inaproprite context

 

 

Travisio

 

Edit

Also you would have to have a hen to get eggs

🐔=🐣   🐓=🍥

sorry thats the closest i could get to an egg or an empty plate

travisio  Jul 23, 2019
edited by travisio  Jul 23, 2019
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yep, lol

tommarvoloriddle  Jul 24, 2019
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Traviso, your comment is slightly disturbing to me.

I am after all, a "young girl."

tommarvoloriddle  Jul 24, 2019
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well sorry but you will have to learn about that any ways

 

 

again sorry

travisio  Jul 24, 2019
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Please...

No comment.

And how do you know what the girls learn about anyways?

tommarvoloriddle  Jul 25, 2019
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ive got like five sisters and im the only boy so... figure

travisio  Jul 25, 2019
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oof ok.

tommarvoloriddle  Jul 25, 2019

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