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Why is the math book always sad?

 Aug 29, 2014

Best Answer 

 #67
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It worries about becoming unhinged!

 Aug 30, 2014
 #1
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It has roots entangling it?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #2
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Funny answer, but nope!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #3
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It is used but not actually "read" like other textbooks?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #4
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Funny, but nope! I am cracking up!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #5
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Because it has a lot of "problems"

 Aug 29, 2014
 #6
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I think that you nailed it Chris 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #7
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Yeah....those internet searches really pay off, sometimes.....(LOL!!!)

 

 Aug 29, 2014
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Good Chris! 

Want an other juicy one???

 Aug 29, 2014
 #9
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OK......

 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #10
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So many problems in math books, wonder how many total problems a math book has...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #11
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I finished it. Was homework

but completed

riddle:

What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #12
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Pikachu? Yellow and looks like a cat.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #13
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A "sour" puss  !!!

 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #14
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Haha, I am suddenly reminded of candy...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #15
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Correct! CPhill is the second richest in the world!

Go to the Eifell Tower, and the building is full of money!!

 Aug 29, 2014
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CPhill, your ticket to Paris will be arriving in the mail in about 5 business days. As an added bonus, DS will be meeting you when you arrive to award you with the key to the Eiffel Tower's money chamber. DS, get ready to fly to Paris as well! Your ticket will be arriving in the mail in about 3 business days.

 Aug 29, 2014
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Who wants to be in the Rich, Smart, and Drawing Club?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #18
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I am in Paris. lol

 Aug 29, 2014
 #19
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Melody is third in richest, and AzizHusain is fourth. I am first, unless CPhill beats me! Lol

 Aug 29, 2014
 #20
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Sounds interesting. You're in Paris? Or are you in Paris, Kern County, California?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #21
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Yes I am. So beautiful...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #22
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Which Paris???? 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #23
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The California one!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #24
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Also, please revert the points you gave me for the off-topic posts. Thanks.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #25
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Oh, that's nice! I have never been there before...I could see you one day in person maybe...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #26
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The drawing one too?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #27
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Yes, that, too.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #28
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 Did one. The other is a nice compliment. That one is not given off points.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #29
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Alright, thanks again.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #30
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I ran out of riddles. Any one has one???

 Aug 29, 2014
 #31
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 What has hands but cannot clap?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #32
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A monkey? Is that the answer?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #33
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A tyrannosaurus rex.

 

'Tis a sad tale...

 

Oh, and DragonSlayer, I live relatively close to there...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #34
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Oh, good response but not the answer.

 

No animals/creatures.

 Aug 29, 2014
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Man! It is too hard! Let me guess...Melody wins 1 million dollars for free!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #36
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GoldenLeaf, you're in California, too? Cool! 

 Aug 29, 2014
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A zombie! That is what came in mind. Dead Island. I was thinking about that...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #38
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Ok. The answer starts with C _ _ _ _.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #39
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It is just confusing.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #40
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The answer is clock.

CLOCK = KCOLC 

KCOLC = KC OLC

KC OLC = KAYSEE OHELSEE

KAYSEE OHELSEE = EESYAK EESLEHO

EESYAK EESLEHO = ESYAK ESLEHO

ESYAK ESLEHO = YAKSE OHELSE

YAKSE OHELSE = YAKS OR ELSE

YAKS OR ELSE = ANIMALS OR ELSE

ANIMALS OR ELSE = ANIMALS OR SOMETHING ELSE

ANIMALS OR SOMETHING ELSE = CREATURES

CREATURES = SERUTAERC

SERUTAERC = SERU TAERC

SERU TAERC = SAYRU TERK

SAYRU TERK = SAY RUTERK

SAY RUTERK = YAS KRETUR

YAS KRETUR = YES CREATOR

YES CREATOR = THE CREATOR DID CREATE THIS

THE CREATOR DID CREATE THIS = TIME

TIME = CLOCK.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #41
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Oh! I didn't think of them! Dang!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #42
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Who has another one???

 Aug 29, 2014
 #43
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Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #44
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Neither one.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #45
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Gooood, DS! You win 5 virtual extra credit points.

 Aug 29, 2014
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Thank you! I just guessed. Why is neither one?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #47
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They both weigh one pound.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #48
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Next riddle: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #49
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Air? Water? Fire??

 Aug 29, 2014
 #50
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New riddle....and a tough one!!!

As you go from one room to another in your house, you pass by something that is always in trouble.....what is it???

$1,000, 000, 000 prize and a trip to the REAL Paris for the correct answerer.....!!!

 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #51
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No, something to do with envelopes, DS.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #52
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Email! That is tough, CPhill!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #53
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Not e-mail. 

 

I am stumped on Chris' riddle, too!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #54
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It's posts or mail.

 Aug 29, 2014
 #55
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Is it a trouble maker?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #56
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I am thinking of things that I pass by...lighting, terrain, people, objects/items, walls, doors...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #57
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Me too. I am not sure

 Aug 29, 2014
 #58
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CPhill, can you please tell us a hint?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #59
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OK........some have keys, some don't.........it may come unhinged, but it probably won't.........

 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #60
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I thnk that it's lockers!

 Aug 29, 2014
 #61
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Nope......sorry, DS.....keep thinking.....

 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #62
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Man! Can you give another hint please?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #63
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It has two vowels in the middle and two consonants at each end......that's all the hints that you get, my friend......!!!!!

 

 

 Aug 29, 2014
 #64
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Did you see my latest drawings?

 Aug 29, 2014
 #65
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I can only think of door...

 Aug 29, 2014
 #66
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But Aziz how can a door be in trouble!

 

confusing.......................

 Aug 29, 2014
 #67
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Best Answer

It worries about becoming unhinged!

Melody Aug 30, 2014
 #68
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The answer is a book! I got the answer!

 Sep 2, 2014
 #69
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CPhill, is it correct?

 Sep 2, 2014

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