how do i cook a hot dog?

Just put it in a microwave and keep going until it blows up in ur face...

First, place the pan on the stove and turn it up to roughly 420 Degrees. Then, lather the top of the pan with some cooking oil, or just plain oil, whatever's easiest. Then, get your hotdog (or dog) and place it in the pan. Watch it sizzle, then remove it. Voila! You now have a hotdog.