how many apples do you have if the fat kid ate 3 if you started with 5?

So my teacher gave me an a*s-signment and I don't get one of the questions. if you guys could help me out that be great. so the questions states, "If you were to jump of a 10 foot building what is your mom doing tonight?" is it just me or is the awnser your dad?

2? 

its ? joe has dyslexia

I think is 69