i dont want the teacher to choose me what to do?

wow Melody , those ways are amazing!wow

gift a bottle of vodka,hide under the table, Commit some terrible misdemeanour and get sent to the principal's office, seriously wow!i mean what a genius you are!but i think first you should have asked the asker's age 

ok so in my opinion before the teacher chooses you then dont try to act so smart and intelligent , try to pay attention and show that you are trying to understand what shes teaching in this way , teachers like such kids and then drop the idea of choosing them and choose the ones who are talking and acting brilliant!(dont know for you but it works for me )

or if u cant do this then simply say " i am sorry Sir (or ma'am) i dont know the answer) , but then after this you may get some scolding as for not paying attention )

so do what u can!

1) Hide under the table.

2) Feign laryngitis

3) Skip class

4) Throw a sickie and stay home all day

5) Bribe the teacher with roses or a bottle of vodka

6) Commit some terrible misdemeanour and get sent to the principal's office instead.

7) .....

You can come up with some more ideas I am sure.  :)

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ok ok forget the Vodka - it was just an idea - I didn't say it was a good idea.   :(    LOL

Wave your hand excitedly and jump up and down.......the teacher hardly EVER calls on those kinds of students ....!!!!!  They prefer to call on those who look like they DON'T know the answer........

CPhill , in my class the teacher calls the students who are talking and thinking they r brilliants!

she doesnt call the ones who she sees r paying attention and looking carefully at the board!

Melody i thought you were serious about vodka and then i thought that , that vodka would just simply throw the kid out of the school!lol!

There are some excellent suggestions here; but presentation is so important.

You'll have to practice some, to be able to smoothly slide under the table, and to be convincing when you are feigning illness.

If you go the roses or vodka route, you'll have to think about it a little: too expensive, and the recipicent will feel "kept", too cheap, and the recipicent will feel insulted; so, spend some time thinking before you spend your money.

But, work on it this year, and you'll be able to perfect it next year when you're "asked" to repeat the course...

(Of course, the same amount of thought, time and effort spent asking questions and doing homework would eliminate the need for all the time, thought, and effort ... but, what fun would that be?)

I wouldn't feel 'kept' if you gave me roses and even if I did who cares.  

'Kept' actually sounds kinda nurturing.

Sucking up always works for me.