If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to pick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Gee that is a really tough one.

I'm scratching my head.

what is my problem:

A)  I'm really confused

B)  I got fleas from the monkey

C)  I got lice from the 1.5 hens

Even im having the same problem Melody!lol!

Are you very itchy Rosala?

Nah not much!it was 5 years ago i had lice but then they were thrown out along with giving me a boycut!

but now on this forum , it seems like ive patched again with them!

I was not talking about real itching - I was talking about pretend itching form the pretend forum lice :)

so what did i say?i just added a bit salt and told some truth!lol

ive got a never ending relation with forum lice!

Melody?????

seems like someones getting the "Zeg-rose" habit!

Yes i am sure you are very familiar with forum lice.  What is the Zeg-rose habit?

it is......it is to end a conversation without replying or in other words....give-up!

Yea sorry, I am doing several things at the same time tonight.  

Like you said the forum is too slow to keep me fully occupied.  Sorry.  :)

its ok!i thougth you too were geting bored!i bet if mods were paid for their work on this forum , you'd be getting the highest salary!